How long will you live?

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Originally Posted by what biy!

have me another 48 years thank god but hope i am gone before i lose control of my bowel and start weeting myself. then again i will get sponge baths from hot young nurses :D

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That is precisely why i would never want to be a nurse :eek: :eek: no offence what biy!!! :D

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Spent a lot of time in Portiuncula in 2000 and 2001 when loads of gorgeous nurses did unspeakable things to very private parts of my poor old corpus - all medically above board before any of your dirty little minds think otherwise - sex furthest thing from their or my mind at the time - trust me, you'll not worry a jot if/when you need those spunge baths etc - look forward to it in fact!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:eek: :eek: :eek: must be the worst thing in the world(almost) having to bath a minging old perv! Some of the old men where i am from never EVER wash, maybe their face if you're lucky!!! I heard an old neighbour say once that he would never use the bath(just had his first ever bathroom fitted!) as he was afraid of being found dead in it!!! :eek:

Oh be nice. Kerrs Tribe - I haven't reached the minging old perv stage.......yet. I did see,when in hospital, a lot of neglected old folks whose kids wouldn't bother their asses even visiting them, even when they were at death's door but were full of (public) remorse when the funeral came round and even more visible when the will was diveed up. It's not pleasant washing older people, I had to do it with both parents but, trust me, you'll come through with flying colours when/if, God forbid, you have to do it.

I'm confused :confused: I tried the age thing again and entered the same info but this time said 52 instead of 61!

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Oh be nice. Kerrs Tribe - I haven't reached the minging old perv stage.......yet. I did see,when in hospital, a lot of neglected old folks whose kids wouldn't bother their asses even visiting them, even when they were at death's door but were full of (public) remorse when the funeral came round and even more visible when the will was diveed up. It's not pleasant washing older people, I had to do it with both parents but, trust me, you'll come through with flying colours when/if, God forbid, you have to do it.

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no i didn't mean u were a perv! :D But they are out there! It is horrible how some brats do neglect their elderly parents etc, I helped my parents to wash plenty of old relatives when they were too ill to look after themselves, they came to stay with us, hard work but it is no more than they deserve. They are so sweet in their old age, even the narky old great aunts,bless! :p

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Originally Posted by Fatboy

I'm confused :confused: I tried the age thing again and entered the same info but this time said 52 instead of 61!

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it does that to scare the bejaysus out of you!!! :D

:D :D :D ......

Anyone see the Man U v Newcastle game today. United were class and definitetely deserved to get to the final. Ronaldo is class. And van Nistelrooy back on scoring form shame fat Rooney didn't score, but never mind.
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