The Awesome Adventures of Cool Dog

Now this is Archie. An ex's dog. I missed Archie more than her actually. As I am generally quite irresponsible in general I once took the dog for a walk and didn't come back with him. Suffice to say I didn't get in the house. It took months before I was ever allowed take a dog out again and in doing so I had to send a picture of the dog leaving the house, on his walk and on arrival back at the house. I obliged.

Anyhow taking Archie to the river for a walk. Well we were generally required to take the back seats. Here he is giving instructions.

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Just got a quick bark from Cool Dog.

He's very proud of this thread and said paws up on a great job.

However, the recent appearance of cats conerns him and he's described this development as "Not Cool".

He couldn't address you himself as he's in an emergency meeting with Benji, Lil Hobo, the dog from 'That's Life" and other luminaries of the cool dog community. I'm sure you understand.

His message to you all is, cryptically, "Stay Cooooooool".

Rumour has it from much further north that an original 80's version of cool dog has reacted badly to the global impact his rival has made. Without much effort it must be said. White Fang has reacted angrily to the new wave of celebrity dog and how easy it is to become a global icon. White Fang goes on to state he has worked hard to achieve status of top dog and is currently undertaking an intensive fitness regime to claim back the mantle of top dog. He admits to having let himself go and not concerning himself with his image so much of recent years. Not in the middle years of his life he is looking to make a comeback. He believes this will put Cool Dog in his place.


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Cool Dog knows that a cool cat is no threat. It's just cool, and he is cool with that.

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Google settles it: Cool Dog > Cool Cat - http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...word2=cool+cat

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Honestly Stu your undermining just how cool this dog is by attaching something remotely funny but ultimately of the cats control. This is a human effort making a cat look more stupid than it is. What you have done is perhaps confirm ultimately that cats don't have a place here and certainly cannot hold a candle to cooldog. Is this the defence put up against Courage Wolf then? He'll smash that with one swipe of his paw and the second blow will put paid to the feline wannabe.

I've taken this too far haven't i?

Yes. Yes you have.

But then I think that's what this thread is all about.

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Yes. Yes you have.

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Actually no I haven't if the following is anything to go by. Cool Dog and Cool Dog followers won't like this but lets be honest. Cats have a place.

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I didn't do Archie justice in the first picture but as Cool Dog's go this lad was great. He never adjusted to Sat Nav and still moans about it while he rolls his eyes to the roof and looks out the passenger side window. ‘It was easier with maps and I never got it wrong’ he barks. ‘But you let me go anyhow’. ‘You may have a sat nav now but you won’t get rid of me’. As he looks out the passenger window, he often sees his reflection and image. He wets his paws and slicks back his eyebrows and smiles at just how gorgeous he looks.


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News Just In: Cool Dog Shot Dead.

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Yep...

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They're all cooler than this alligator:

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And on the third day he shall RISE AGAIN.

I was watching some TV from Antigua and Barbuda and was shocked to see Cool Dog is on TV there
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