The say anything, what's on your mind thread

A piece of art work I made called 'Union' will be on public display at the People's History Museum in Manchester from tomorrow until the end of June as part of NOISEfestival's Art of Protest exhibition.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...36132656_n.jpg

Finished installing it this afternoon, so pretty excited about it. Mark Thomas (not that familiar with him myself, but he's funny and famous, apparently) is heading the press launch on Thursday.

More info here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/thingstodo/acti...urrence/263354 and http://www.noisefestival.com/events/...shistorymuseum

Jeez you could have splashed out on some new flags.

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Today's headline from Japan:

Woman, 77, ordered to repay Y400 mil she got from 79-yr-old man for sex

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headline in Glasgows Digger newspaper!!
'Gran tells court randy teenagers just wanted their hole.'

My housemate is listening to awful Europop at an unacceptable level.

I have an exam tomorrow at 1430.

I want to kill him and I don't want to do this exam.

If only there was some way to combine these two things...?

Depends what you’re studying, Bonnie. Might these mock exam questions help?

Criminology – prove I did it.

Geography – using a map (1:63,360) find the location of the grave in the Wicklow Mountains. How long is the road from Termonbarry to the shallow grave?

Psychology – I dunnit. Am I (a) psychotic (b) Dexter in disguise (c) utterly sane, with excellent taste in music.

Insurance – if a man took out a life insurance policy last week and has only made his first payment before being slashed to death with sharpened Europop CDs, how long will it take the insurer to wiggle out of paying out? (Works for Law, too!)

Or you could just top him and go on the run.

What’s the exam, anyway? Best of luck with it.

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Originally Posted by Eminence Grise

Depends what you’re studying, Bonnie. Might these mock exam questions help?

Criminology – prove I did it.

Geography – using a map (1:63,360) find the location of the grave in the Wicklow Mountains. How long is the road from Termonbarry to the shallow grave?

Psychology – I dunnit. Am I (a) psychotic (b) Dexter in disguise (c) utterly sane, with excellent taste in music.

Insurance – if a man took out a life insurance policy last week and has only made his first payment before being slashed to death with sharpened Europop CDs, how long will it take the insurer to wiggle out of paying out? (Works for Law, too!)

Or you could just top him and go on the run.

What’s the exam, anyway? Best of luck with it.

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Business and Company Law- with added I don't give a crap. :(

Nick Drake and John Grant are soothing me into a sense of security however.

Got you covered BonnieShels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdzewxGSYs

That made me feel a little sick.

I love it for two reasons Mr A, firstly, for the obviously stupid cats. Secondly, for the silly jibberish the man is saying the whole way through it.

you might remember this image from just before the Euro's:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIdeqbWCUAA9TPo.jpg

That's Oscar, who had been diagnosed with cancer.

Today, he was given the all clear: https://twitter.com/Wee_Oscar/status...27637029036033

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Today we got the most unbelievable news, NO cancer can be found in Oscar's body. HE DID IT!!!! #TeamOscar #allclear pic.twitter.com/0uAOSCaYF9

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIdZQcYCIAADXmb.jpg

Limerick. Living up to the stereotype.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/media/ima...icle_large.jpg

I'm sick of the Chronicle pushing their anti-chess agenda. It's been going on for months.

These two lads are just pawns in the wider issue of the Chronicle hyping up this so-called "Rook-us".

Limerick chess is on its knees and needs a white knight before it goes the way of backgammon in the 80s or more tragically the KerPlunk fire of 1993.

The Irish Chess Association needs a strong Limerick.

Random true story - yer man Mirza played Champions' League football, for a Romanian team who beat Juve 1-0 (and then lost 5-0 in the away leg...)

He's a bit of a nut-job at times though.

Which isn't to say the kid didn't deserve a thump.

Today's headline from Japan: Businessman suspected of slashing up to 1,000 tires in effort to meet women.

did the article say if it worked at all?

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did the article say if it worked at all?

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When the women returned to their cars from the supermarket, Harada would approach, calling out, “Looks like you’ve got a flat. Let me fix it for you.” While changing the tire he would strike up a conversation with the women and exchange phone numbers with them. One woman who fell victim to Harada’s scheme told a female friend of hers, “I recently got a flat and a man offered to change it for me.” Upon hearing the story the friend exclaimed, “The same thing happened to me!” Suspecting a scam, the women reported the matter to police who launched an investigation.

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Time to buy a stanley knife tetsujin.

This has BonnieShels written all over it.

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This has BonnieShels written all over it.

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Except from his ramblings on here he is a bus man and a bank official stalker when the urge takes him. So what I am saying is he is a pervert and proud of it!

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This has BonnieShels written all over it.

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You still haven't recovered from the Toronto incident, have you?