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02/01/2006, 7:53 PM
Gerrit

Quote:

Originally Posted by sligoman

They're a band aren't they? Hamish, you might know of them?.

www.slf.com

Probably the most famous band Northern Ireland ever delivered (or would we still be stuck with the Undertones for that title?), their song Alternative Ulster is a true cult song and anti-sectarian. We have a local magazine here named after that song.

In some Belgian and Walloon dialects we also refer to the schlong as "si-soit-il" (as in: he has showed her his si-soit-il :D)

Si-soit-il (or Ainsi-soit-il) is a Bible phrase from the French translation of the Bible. Si-soit-il means "so it may be" or "so it is", and basically using it as a metaphor for the penis means "accept him as it is, be it long or small" :p

A Dutch book also refered to the male organ as the "pencil of love" :D
03/01/2006, 2:21 AM
A face

The Tinternet !!
03/01/2006, 3:01 AM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anto McC

Thats some weird f*cking **** on that site - Not for me,thank you very much

Anto - you joining the priesthood or something???:confused:

There's no weird stuff on Domai - just tasteful nudes and topless. No porn whatsoever.

Ditto de Town:confused:

Oh wait, you mean Gerrit's. Didn't check it out too much TBH??

Good on you Gerrit - doesn't take much to scrape the surface with those altar boys and shock 'em. LOL
03/01/2006, 3:04 AM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazzy

All your posting now hamish, are you a member by any chance?

LOL no Dazzy - googled tasteful nudes and that's how I got it TBH.

I'd never join that kind of thing - bore's the hole off me TBH - handy to get the creac going here though.:D
03/01/2006, 11:25 AM
De Town

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Anto - you joining the pruesthood or something???

There's no weird stuff on Domai - just tasteful nudes and topless. No porn whatsoever.

Ditto de Town:confused:

Oh wait, you mean Gerrit's. Didn't check it out too much TBH??

Good on you Gerrit - doesn't take much to scrape the surface with those altar boys and shock 'em. LOL

Yeah we are talking about Gerrits site;)

domai is good:D
03/01/2006, 5:18 PM
Kingdom

who's that Irish?
03/01/2006, 5:22 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom

who's that Irish?

To be honest, I don't know! She's nice though. I'll have a rummage to see if I have some more of her;)
03/01/2006, 6:34 PM
Anto McC

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Anto - you joining the pruesthood or something???:confused:

Not your one Hamish,Gerrits site - its full of weird sh*t,it aint my cup of tea - dont know how its anyones to be honest!!!
03/01/2006, 7:37 PM
Gerrit

Quite popular amongst goths. Most visitors of the site + the webmaster are female !

That beer holding girl's allright yeah. A colleague of mine on getting a woman in your bed: "If you don't succeed at first attempt, just buy her another drink" :D
03/01/2006, 7:45 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

That beer holding girl's allright yeah. A colleague of mine on getting a woman in your bed: "If you don't succeed at first attempt, just buy her another drink" :D

Or if she's Irish, just tell her she's not getting another drink!:D This works pretty good also.;)
03/01/2006, 9:02 PM
Gerrit

Then how are you going to get her drunk enough to sleep with you? ;)

Unless it's one of those tourists who just wants to have a nice night during her holiday... Remember that the Irish Gift Shops sold a t-shirt with "I survived Dublin" printed on it, with underneath a drawing of a shagging couple and a beer pint.:eek: You can find them in some of those stores, right next to the Dublin City FC jerseys !
03/01/2006, 9:04 PM
strangeirish

One for Gerrit.....I goth her on my couch!!!!
03/01/2006, 9:11 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

Then how are you going to get her drunk enough to sleep with you?

I don't need to. :D
03/01/2006, 9:41 PM
Gerrit

Overconfident? :D ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

One for Gerrit.....I goth her on my couch!!!!

I actually liked this pic so much I saved it to my hard drive... Thanks, really nice pic. Sexy, yet dark, the way us Goths like the girls!
Mind if I, ehm, borrow your coutch and join her? :o

Have to admit that some of the pics delivered by Hamish has also been copied to my HD... You guys all bring on my pervert side!
04/01/2006, 12:39 AM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

Overconfident?

I actually liked this pic so much I saved it to my hard drive... Thanks, really nice pic. Sexy, yet dark, the way us Goths like the girls!
Mind if I, ehm, borrow your coutch and join her?

Have to admit that some of the pics delivered by Hamish has also been copied to my HD... You guys all bring on my pervert side!

Maybe these will make your.......eh.........drive "hard" Gerrit heh heh:D

http://www.fullthrottlesaloon.com/bi.../image208.html

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2004...s/PB226433.htm

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2004/december/

:D
04/01/2006, 6:58 AM
Kingdom

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

One for Gerrit.....I goth her on my couch!!!!

Are you mad? One of the four hills skiing championship could be held on her nose.
04/01/2006, 1:12 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom

Are you mad? One of the four hills skiing championship could be held on her nose.

LOL Lingdom, strangeirish won't like that at all at all at all.:D

Fear his wrath!!:D

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...ages/BTR10.htm

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...pages/BTR3.htm

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...ick%20Lips.htm

I think this calls for a biking song lyrics. Hows about Bob Seger's "Roll me away"

Took a look down a westbound road,
Right away I made my choice
Headed out to my big two-wheeler,
I was tired of my own voice
Took a bead on the northern plains
And just rolled that power on

Twelve hours out of mackinaw city
Stopped in a bar to have a brew
Met a girl and we had a few drinks
And I told her what I�d decided to do
She looked out the window a long long moment
Then she looked into my eyes
She didn�t have to say a thing,
I knew what she was thinkin�

Roll, roll me away,
Won�t you roll me away tonight
I too am lost, I feel double-crossed
And I�m sick of what�s wrong and what�s right
We never even said a word,
We just walked out and got on that bike
And we rolled
And we rolled clean out of sight

We rolled across the high plains
Deep into the mountains
Felt so good to me
Finally feelin� free

Somewhere along a high road
The air began to turn cold
She said she missed her home
I headed on alone

Stood alone on a mountain top,
Starin� out at the great divide
I could go east, I could go west,
It was all up to me to decide
Just then I saw a young hawk flyin�
And my soul began to rise
And pretty soon
My heart was singin�

Roll, roll me away,
I�m gonna roll me away tonight
Gotta keep rollin, gotta keep ridin�,
Keep searchin� till I find what�s right
And as the sunset faded
I spoke to the faintest first starlight
And I said next time
Next time
We�ll get it right

Rock on amigos:D
04/01/2006, 1:42 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom

Are you mad? One of the four hills skiing championship could be held on her nose.

Ya don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire:mad: Of course you could lose an eye in this case.:D
04/01/2006, 5:19 PM
Gerrit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom

Are you mad? One of the four hills skiing championship could be held on her nose.

Focus on those legs ;) Or choose a position that doesn't imply seeing the front of her head ;) :D
04/01/2006, 7:22 PM
dfx-

I might as well put in another one:cool:

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