....really pi$$ed off with.....
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....really pi$$ed off with.....
..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. she then replied . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
"Any chance of a blow j*b?" to which Keane replied "All credit to bjs but at the end of the day like I don't have time because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Weatherman
...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
bail out Cork City because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
the big pizza and ice cream party that they'd have to celebrate Pat's return, but the shops were all closed....Quote:
Originally Posted by don ramo
...coz one man owned all the shops, and Glen Crowe was found in that mans bed eating his favourite biscuits, and Pat Fenlon was throwing cabbages from his roof...
and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....
but missed a step and fell on top of...Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
.....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
...by the two biggest tits in Ireland, Pat Doan and......Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
Katherine Lynch, whose court case for being the most unfunny gee-bag on television was postponed due to....
her becoming infected with swine flu, as a result of.....