night, have to sleep soon too, have a eurovision party to go to tomorrow after work..... :o :D
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night, have to sleep soon too, have a eurovision party to go to tomorrow after work..... :o :D
Is that the one about the randy professor? Yeah, saw that. That kind of thing seems far too widespread and I think it makes it even worse when a married person is at it. I'm kind of old fashioned regarding this but I feel that one can spread their wings when single and unattached but when married - no way Jose. When there's kids it's even worse again.Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
It's unbelievable how many of my mates, male and female, are separated and seemed to be in a good relationship. One particular mate, Skobey, separated from his wife Maura a few years ago and is back living with his mum a few doors up. He comes in to see me every two or three days and my heart breaks for him he's so down. Maura is a smashing girl too and I was gobsmacked when he came and told me they'd split because I used to hang out with both of them when they were courting and they seemed a perfect couple.
Sometimes life really sucks, don't it?? :(
Was that around 1.00am??? :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
Pleasure aido b, sleep well man. Hawaiin Party???? A Bowez man in that kinda gear?? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
Don't forget to cheer for Linfield in the Stigmata CupQuote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
any craic im locked!!!!
thought u didn't post locked ;) i have gossip, check out slapper thread, i want a drunken opinion! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
yay! :o :eek: :rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy
The Israeli entry for starters. Gawd, that girl could feed a nation. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Hey Paul O'Shea, was just asking KT about ya a few posts back. Check out terrible jokes thread, add a few more if ya can.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
By the way, no totty on the Late Late.
Polish entry (not in final :mad: )Quote:
Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy
cyprus entry (gay as elton john but still hot stuff)
sweden ( well, hello there! :D , take me to Las Vegas)
:o
here that lad who posted the thing about the quarter pounder at 1:00 am
fair play boy. if it were you you took it on the chin.
jees ye are all great craic. checking out totty or whatever thread im supposed to be checking out.
btw who is whattheheck?? cos he sent me a pm and i dont have a clue who he is :confused: :confused:
we're just in those videos, but i'm not his babysitter hamish!........ :p ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
secret admirer, mmm? babysis will be jealous.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
hamish as the man says, she is only human.
sure ye cant blame her, can ye?
Videos??? Can I see them on this internet thingy??? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Course not, POS, secret Galway man, you're the man. Way hay!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
No! Banned in the west of Ireland....... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
It needed extra onion in it. Luckily the missus had done some shopping! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
see my joke wasnt gotten for what it was.
i knew it was you FPB, but i just thought i might play on the fair play boy part.
btw any chance i can join yer group for the sunday tee off, and we can make it a threesome ;)
the golf that is.
It's a bit late. Subtlety passes right over my wee head in the wee hours of the morning. Sorry 'bout that.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Regarding Sunday, I have been put firmly in my place. The sh@gger has told me bluntly that I am not invited. Something about my wedding ring bringing him bad luck.
He is some Tosser! You are welcome to join him. The girls are bank officials, two are great, and you probably wouldn't mind making a deposit with the third one either. ;)
id call it banking my deposit, your friend might feel a little more in "there" so he prolly thinks he has secured the deposit. :D
Jaysus, Corky Boy is at it again with the golf birds. Tut Tut, hiss!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy
Hey POS, secret Galwayman, got a couple of Ballinasloe jokes over in the terrible jokes section. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
POS is from Roscommon
:D :D :D
[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]POS is from Roscommon
No he's not - see my comment and his quote at end of metal thread!! :p :D
I've added a couple more B'sloe jokes in the Terrible jokes thread - yer Italian was a cracker, by the way, top marks. :D
kt as the man says, you can take the man out of roscommon, but you cant make the man anymore common.
nothing at all wrong with roscommon people.
[QUOTE=sirhamish]glad ya liked it, there was another part to it, but i forgot.. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
I'm sure indeed! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I played footie in Ros.Lge and was on various Ros Lge committees and trained the county's youths team so I like Ros too, honestly, especially when Galway usually bate de $h!te out of them in the Connacht C'ship!!! :D :D
we are destroying this totty thread :o :D
it was welll destroyed before now, when you started putting pictures of yourself up and usinig the guys dressed in the bavarian liederhosen as an excuse :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Sorry about that, as for totty, nobody replied to my query on Cynthia Ni Murchu - awesome lady from Carlow. Goddess.
Roger Glover, rock god.
sh!t , u seen that! :o :D he was nice though!Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Honest, I really think I lool like Roger Glover when I wear one of my bandanas, but much younger and with a much darker, more trimmed beard,Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Then, sadly, I came across a picture of a well known man, in his younger days, darker haired and when he wasn't wearing glasses. Hmmm, kinda looks like me, I thought until I looked at the name beside the photo.................................Harold Shipman.
Oh sweet Jesus. :eek:
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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Just saw that post now, thats one of the funniest things i've ever read! the letters are class! :D
its funny alright. are the wearing of thongs prohibited at tennis ireland!!
Come on Footiepersons, Where are you? let's be having you - I'm still waiting on new info on Cynthia Ni Murchu and I thought you lot knew everything. :mad:
Actually Delia Smith is kinda nice too. :eek: :o :D
Entered her Gaelic name and Cynthia Murphy in Google Ireland but got nothing.
for once im sober whilst posting on these boards at this time of night!
Kirsty Gallacher, now theres a looker!