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13/07/2007, 3:16 PM
centre mid

30% darling
13/07/2007, 3:23 PM
crc

So how many of you reckon you are your mother's favourite??

20% BTW. Grrrr.
17/07/2007, 4:26 PM
Pauro 76

23%. Phew! I can put that one to bed. Not literally of course.
17/07/2007, 9:44 PM
Aaron

20%

Thank ****, I'm no Fudgepacker:D
19/07/2007, 2:21 PM
drinkfeckarse

33%. Panicked until I realised it was just the loading bar going to 100%.
08/05/2008, 11:10 AM
joeSoap

Take the Gay test

Apparently I'm 22% gay...:eek:

How about you??
08/05/2008, 11:20 AM
noby

Take the memory test, Joe. This came up last year, and you even posted on the thread.
08/05/2008, 11:27 AM
joeSoap

I've obviously become less gay in the space of a year....great news!!:D:D
08/05/2008, 11:45 AM
Block G Raptor

23%...
08/05/2008, 12:27 PM
Wangball

This is a crock, everyone knows there's only one true gay test, to take the test requires 2 males....You stand facing your mate, he holds your kn*b & you hold his, 1st one to get an erection = Gay.....I'm dealing in science here fella's, it can be exanded too...if you want to test a 3rd person you form a triangle, eache man reaching to his right, a 4th person gives you a square, any more than this you enter into daisy chain territory
08/05/2008, 1:17 PM
p�l-dcfc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wangball

This is a crock, everyone knows there's only one true gay test, to take the test requires 2 males....You stand facing your mate, he holds your kn*b & you hold his, 1st one to get an erection = Gay.....I'm dealing in science here fella's, it can be exanded too...if you want to test a 3rd person you form a triangle, eache man reaching to his right, a 4th person gives you a square, any more than this you enter into daisy chain territory

:D

So... what was the outcome of your trial of this test? Get a raging hard-on?

On the subjest of erections, isn't it a pity that the great word "hardener" has all but dropped out of everyday parlance?

Finest word for a stiffy ever. I've been trying to bring it back, but English people seem to be completely unawares of it's subtle charm.
08/05/2008, 2:59 PM
biscuit

Im 36% gay:eek :eek....better stop trimmin!!!:D
08/05/2008, 3:39 PM
dahamsta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wangball

This is a crock, everyone knows there's only one true gay test, to take the test requires 2 males....You stand facing your mate, he holds your kn*b & you hold his, 1st one to get an erection = Gay.....I'm dealing in science here fella's, it can be exanded too...if you want to test a 3rd person you form a triangle, eache man reaching to his right, a 4th person gives you a square, any more than this you enter into daisy chain territory

The lengths people will go to to get a knob in their hand like...
08/05/2008, 3:42 PM
luka

Christ............when I saw that dial move to 100% I nearly fell off the seat, just as I saw the 'get your results link'. Phew!! I'll settle for the 33% though.
08/05/2008, 3:51 PM
dahamsta

Less gay than luka. Not sure how I feel about that.

(26%. I thought I was way gayer than that.)

adam
08/05/2008, 4:02 PM
luka

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahamsta

Less gay than luka. Not sure how I feel about that.

(26%. I thought I was way gayer than that.)

adam

I bet you answered 'No' the the 'shaving the pubes' question which would contribute to the lower percentage
08/05/2008, 4:18 PM
dahamsta

I went through puberty like everyone else, so not so I'm afraid. :)
08/05/2008, 4:22 PM
inexile

26% as well, and there was me thinking i was a metrosexual
08/05/2008, 4:41 PM
adamcarr

36% Not happy at all.:o
08/05/2008, 6:15 PM
Stevo Da Gull

23%.... that'll shut a few people up :eek: :D :D
08/05/2008, 6:27 PM
p�l-dcfc

I got 20%. It said I need to be more gay. I'm shocked to be honest, I assumed I was much gayer than that.

Mind you it doesn't seem to be very scientific.:)
08/05/2008, 7:18 PM
Wangball

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahamsta

The lengths people will go to to get a knob in their hand like...

I'm the straightest guy I know! If I want a knob in my hand all I have to do is reach down...at least that way I don't have to worry about rejection or infectious diseases...(I believe they can't be caught twice!),,If any of ye lads are that repulsed by the idea of holding another mans knob or him holding yours maybe its because your afraid you'll like it a bit too much and there's a fear in the back of your mind that you've wasted your life up until that point! Where as I know I'm straight so I have no problem with another man holding me like a paintball gun (loosely clenched fist and with some cupping) because I know its not gonna fill up with blood!!

EDIT....I've tried your conventional gay test am 33% gay....am disappointed
08/05/2008, 7:46 PM
jebus

30% gay, and I say that with a penis in my mouth....:eek:
08/05/2008, 8:07 PM
thischarmingman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wangball

This is a crock, everyone knows there's only one true gay test, to take the test requires 2 males....You stand facing your mate, he holds your kn*b & you hold his, 1st one to get an erection = Gay.....I'm dealing in science here fella's, it can be exanded too...if you want to test a 3rd person you form a triangle, eache man reaching to his right, a 4th person gives you a square, any more than this you enter into daisy chain territory

Is this you on the right?

http://i29.tinypic.com/25tcai0.jpg
08/05/2008, 8:17 PM
Wangball

Nope, if I were in that picture I'd be on the left, in the dominant position or as some people refer to it "The Drivers Seat"

Also, I'm white
08/05/2008, 11:12 PM
rambler14

I'm 16% gay.
Like luka I got worried when I saw the dial move up to 100%.
09/05/2008, 10:44 AM
jmurphyc

I'm 36%. I remember taking that test about 5 years ago (I think it was the same one) and I was around 60% gay (possibly more) to my horror, so it's nice to know I'm getting straighter in my old age.
09/05/2008, 2:21 PM
thischarmingman

30%. Just heading into town to meet up with Graham Norton.
09/05/2008, 3:24 PM
holidaysong

63%

'You're quite open-minded between the sheets and just a little bit gay when out on the streets!'

:D
10/05/2008, 8:23 PM
SkStu

33% - which third is gay i wonder... 2 legs and my left arm i reckon.
11/05/2008, 8:40 AM
sullanefc

16% - too straight for this gay world we live in :D
12/05/2008, 7:09 PM
blackholesun

16% :cool:

bhs
12/05/2008, 7:39 PM
blobbyblob

13% -

This is the best result I've had in about 10 years
12/05/2008, 8:01 PM
Aaron

16%. I shat myself when that dial bar went up to 100%:D
12/05/2008, 8:36 PM
forza rovers

23%
when it hit 100% i was shocked but then it said view results.
13/05/2008, 10:27 AM
smellyfeet

13%. still pi$$ed off tough.
13/05/2008, 10:31 AM
gustavo

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellyfeet

13%. still pi$$ed off tough.

Why would you be ****ed off with that
13/05/2008, 10:59 AM
smellyfeet

Quote:

Originally Posted by gustavo

Why would you be ****ed off with that

Don't want to be even 1% gay, hate the tough of it:(
13/05/2008, 11:08 AM
noby

Cripes. They're coming out of the woodwork today.
13/05/2008, 11:09 AM
gustavo

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellyfeet

Don't want to be even 1% gay, hate the tough of it:(

Well you're 13% gay now young man , thats over a tenth of you ,it can only grow steadily you might as well just stop living a lie and hang out with the boys :D

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