What happens when we "kick the bucket"?

...ive had so many talks of people stating facts that God is real that i do believe and im amazed that most don't.

You'd be amazed how little people take out of school!

Proof that we are willing to believe too much too easily is look at Ron Hubbard's Scientology. He admitted it was a money making scam and still people flock to it. Fantastic.

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

I Think Paddy's day should be renamed Ireland Day like they Have Austrailia Day coz at the end of the day its a celebration of our Irishness and not really a religious celebration ie do you go to mass on paddy's day

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Paddys Day is a religious celebration? I suppose they do say pubs are thge new churches...

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Not unless you consider the whole God stuff. And I haven't heard any atheist come up with a good explanation for the existence of the universe (yes, it came from the Big Bang, but where did that come from?). The universe is far too complicated to be set in motion all on its own...

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Me and my buddy genuinely thought we'd come up with a faultless theory of how the world began once(admittedly at the end of a nights drinking) and i was ringing loads of people to tell them.
I don't know where that confidence came from cos i forgot a lot of the detail next morning.
Anyway, the general gist of it is that "A time-machine will be invented."

needs a bit of work yet.

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Anyway, the general gist of it is that "A time-machine will be invented."

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Do you work in Project Management?

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This is what one guy said after been clinically dead for 8 minutes:

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Originally Posted by Kerry Packer

The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing

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Don't fcuking believe in me huh?:mad:

Well, when you're all fcuking roaring and fcuking screaming on yer fcuking death beds and undergoing last second fcuking conversions, then I'll have the fcuking last laugh. I'll give ye one of two fcuking choices to go to -1/fcuking Hell or 2/The fcuking Showgrounds:D either fcuking venue and ye'll fcuking spend the rest of fcuking eternity in excruciating fcuking pain.

Ye have been fcuking warned.:mad:


Mrs. God


PS and BTW - don't make any remarks about my bad fcuking language, I invented fcuking English so I'll fcuking say what I fcuking want.

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Don't fcuking believe in me huh?:mad:

Well, when you're all fcuking roaring and fcuking screaming on yer fcuking death beds and undergoing last second fcuking conversions, then I'll have the fcuking last laugh. I'll give ye one of two fcuking choices to go to -1/fcuking Hell or 2/The fcuking Showgrounds:D either fcuking venue and ye'll fcuking spend the rest of fcuking eternity in excruciating fcuking pain.

Ye have been fcuking warned.


Mrs. God


PS and BTW - don't make any remarks about my bad fcuking language, I invented fcuking English so I'll fcuking say what I fcuking want.

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Absolute classic :D

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I'll give ye one of two fcuking choices to go to -1/fcuking Hell or 2/The fcuking Showgrounds:D either fcuking venue and ye'll fcuking spend the rest of fcuking eternity in excruciating fcuking pain.

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I'll take option number 2 please;)., that's Heaven for me anyway:cool:

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I'll take option number 2 pleasethat's Heaven for me anyway

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I've had a chat with that fcuking upstart Lucifer and we had agreed on constructing a special circle of hell for Sligo Rovers fans but decided that there was no need to since The Showgrounds matched all our criteria.:p :D

Ms. God