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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
No, no you're fine.
This thread is about slapping and you two are gearing up nicely for a slap.
Video phones at the ready! :D
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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
No, no you're fine.
This thread is about slapping and you two are gearing up nicely for a slap.
Video phones at the ready! :D
I swear to God. In fact, another teammate, Liam Carroll, fell into another hole (less deep, lucky bas...rd) midway during the second half. No wonder the fcukers were unbeaten at home. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I know that pub in Killimor. Killimor Rovers used to have a club in the Ros. League too. Here's another story and I swear it's true. When they first joined they sent in the usual registration forms. One of the names on it was Pele. Brendan "Skinner" Fahy, then League Secretary, threatened to throw the club out 'cos he thought they were taking the pi$$ but that was his name. He was a cook from France and his surname was Pele. Bloody good footballer too. Think he lives in Galway city now.
Peadar, prefer the Kelly Kelly bit, wise-ass.I guess me and Paul are crucifying ourselves aren't we?........ but we don't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
Still think LEE is a very gay name!!
Corky Boys, grrrrrrrrr. :D
was reading the old rag from home there and i read that edmilson had scored the equaliser for roscommon town!!! LOL
they have their own club in teh second division, something like samba rovers or something like that. but they have a good few in roscommon towns main team now.
gort and ros town have the biggest immigratioon population per head than anywhere else in teh country. gort has up on 600 and about 400 are supposedly brazillian. basically about a 1/4th of the town are immigrants
They were called Santa Cruz. That's right - there's about 500 living in Gort and about the same in Roscommon/Ballinasloe area. They were fcuked out of the league after one season 'cos they were always causing aggro. The League used to have, along with the three usual officials, a fourth off-field official to check if they were acting the b...ox. They seemed to have a different team every week - you couldn't track them. They played at Donamon (?) Castle (the monastery place on the Roscommon/Castlerea road) and were managed by a priest who'd come back from the missions in Brazil. Many of them worked in Hanleys(?) meat packing plant which featured on some RTE expose about working conditions and it showed them playing a match as well - on Nationwide I think, last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
they used to bring bus loads to games. one of the matches they were playing ballinagare and one of them stamped on one of the ballinagare lads head. nO HARM EITHER cos those ballinagare lads deserve a good kicking, dirty knacks that they are. anyhow, a whole rucus kicked off, and all the brazllians ran on fighting they were thrown out after that.
santa cruz thats it alright.
Heard about that. If you really wanted to ruin the above mentioned Skinner Fahy's day ya just had to say "Santa Cruz" and he'd go mental. Talk about red rag to a bull. Whew!! :D
*Slap!!*
There! That's what you get for taking over my thread :mad:
;) :D
Apologies?????? Hmmmm??Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
:D
Apology accepted!
I would like to say again, never ever trust a kebab from Dame St. Stomachs in a jocker! :mad:
Fair's fair. I owned up to starting the herpes allegation so yer in the clear KT.
Oh $hit, aido b is back, now I'm for it!! :eek:
no, u owe me one!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
:D
kebabs!!! mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!! :D
nothing to do with the 10 pints and 3 vodkas you had before then aido :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :pQuote:
I would like to say again, never ever trust a kebab from Dame St. Stomachs in a jocker!
my former manager at a pub i used to work once told me that she saw a documentary on the meat in kebabs and where they get their chicken. she said she never ate a kebab again. she said they bleached it or something to keep the chicken lasting longer that juicey red colour that you see on the plates that hold the chicken is the type of "bleech" they use.Quote:
kebabs!!! mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
that could be a loada cows manure but she never did eat kebabs.
yeah i reckon it prob is ... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
and sirhamish im gonna take you down to chinatown punk!
and here was I trying to spare you the pain (literally and metaphorically) aido b.!!!
:D :D
That means paul_oshea become the da!??! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
I know, Liam, I know :rolleyes: , he's not a great role model but there you go.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by liam88
:D
ye lot are worse than my mother. marrying me up and giving me kids before ive even lived!! :D
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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
:D Heh-heh! Don't pick on your mother!! She has good taste! She likes Clint!!
:D
Can I do the disco for the wedding? I'm cheap ( go on feel free to slag) and will even play waltzes for the auld ones!!! :D
hamish what the hell are ye doing up at this time??? are those nurses keeping ye up!?!?!? :p
well so long as you keep it in good taste like what you have posted on the musicl thread then ya!!
Look at the time now, Paul OShea? I'm just about to shower and hobble down to the (thankfully) nearby 24 hour shop, called, appropriately Noel's Autocare to get fags as I'm out of them for the past hour.
Don't forget, no slow dances if I'm not gettin' some so you may have to suffer!!!!!
Who's giving Kerrs Tribe away? Kellogs. Shredded Wheat? Wheatabix?
Heh, heh, heh!!! :D :D
I only see the nurses on my frequent visits to Portiuncula - about 2 mins drive down the road, so I'm not fibbing too much. If they are ever passing by, out for a walk, they sometimes pop in for a coffee and give me a hand jo :eek: ...........errrrr......with the dishes :o :D
:eek: Is Vanessa there , the big fluffy white nurse! :D
:mad: :D Har har! I'm a bit hungover today and hungry.......Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Just eaten :D her - WASH YOUR MIND KT - 3 lamb chops with turnip, brussels sprouts and roast potatoes. Vanessa is no more - she has joined the choir invisible.Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Lucky sod - having a hangover. I'm due one soon.
By the way, Paul O'Shea has agreed that I'm doing the music for the wedding. OK with that? :p
Is fine, can't believed O'Shea has agreed to the wedding! :eek: ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
That dinner sounds good :mad:
No, hangover is not good, actually it is more the lack of sleep than excess of drink, we were chatting til about 07;00!!
ya, due to chatting ;)Quote:
lack of sleep than excess of drink, we were "chatting" til about 07;00!!
:rolleyes: :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
actually a group of us were exchanging drunken gossip, scandal galore! 3 hours!!! :eek:
it must have been awful good gossip to keep ya up till 0700?!?!
we were eating and catching up on the goss! :p was juicy stuff!! :D
Don't forget Kerrs Tribe, no rumpy pumpy for old Hamish, no slow sets, OK? :D :D :D
Fair enough, I'm sure I can bribe someone........
Ooooh! Nasty!!!
:D
Bribery accepted- no problems there!!
Anyway, I had to bribe Paul O'Shea to accept ya. :D :p
That's the boot put well and truly in!! Way hay!!!!!!!! :D
bet he's sh!tting himself at your allegations :D
no the sado that i am i turned on that celebrity muck just so i coud see it and say it waas muck. in fairness the girls were sound enough, but they dont have much cop.
that geordie bird is nice, i feel sorry for her. i have a soft spot for wee geordies. :D
the fog on the tyne is all mine all mine. do any of ye remember that and who sang it.
Ah now, ah now. Paul O'Shea is ok, be nice to him, it's a nervous time for husbands to be!!
The hotel had better be a classy one - Gullanes hotel in B'sloe is newly renovated and expanded and even has hot water!! :D
I know Tomas (Gullane) and I'll get ya a good rate, so I will.
Lindasfarne it was and they're still going - a version of them anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea