Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,
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Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,
I love the banter between supporters but songs like those posted above by the Harps fans (re:Brit ones) are a disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourself. What is it now anyways 1 cup in 30 years? - forever inferior!
chill out, its only a thread asking what songs are sung. sure we give as good as we get. :D
i sing that about belfast people :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Da Real Rover
The tunes are the same but the amount of different variations and the originality are what i'm talking about,i mean there's a new version of the songs for every different significant incident in the league.Take the incident at the Shels vs Cork game,the goal had only been given when the Shels fans were singing "City,it wasn't over the line" and i'm sure the next time Shels play Cork they will have a retort.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macy
Read what D2Red said at the start of the tread, if you are irritated by the tread look away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speranza
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Originally Posted by robbieos88
Not offended or anything, but thats one of the worst chants Ive heard! Whats the tune? How do you get any of it to rhyme or roll off the tip of your touge? :confused:
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Originally Posted by Da Real Rover
:D Deadly one! :D
far from it, it was an absolutely brilliant chant- haven't heard it sung in a good few years though. can't remember the full words, but it was something like:Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
V1:
I can't read and i can't write, that doesn't really matter, I support Cork City and I can drive a tractor;
V2:
My tractor is big and blue, and it goes beep beep............... go and shag my sheep;
V3:
......strawberry grower
Any pats fan out there who can fill in the missing words. It was a hilarious song.
Another great one pats had was: "He's got bird-shít, on his head" for pat Morley :D
Yeah can't get to grips with that one myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
Any chance of this being made a sticky,seeing as i said before the EL fans are constantly amazing me by coming up with new chants for every significant incident or event that happens,aswell as the fact that half of songs at most clubs haven't even been added to this thread yet.
stuck
you'll like this one then:Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
In Dublin's fair City, where the girls are so shítty
I first set my eyes on slut molly malone
as she wheeled her wheelbarrow,
throught streets broad and narrow
crying *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap* CITY
followed by: Molly was a brasser, a brasser, Molly was a brasser, a brasses was she.
I like that song, implies that Cork fans are sluts!
Thank you very much,you are a gentleman of the highest order........even if you are a little crazy :eek: :p
I like the one we do sing to Drogheda: 'you're just a suburb of dublin'. It won't be too long before we're singing that to Cork. ;)
I remember this one from a few tears back (for a legend):
'Mickey Neville, Mickey Neville
Mickey Mickey Neville
He has no hair but we don't care
Mickey Mickey Neville'.
It's also cool when Cork chant 'Judas' to Ollie C. It really shows how much they were hurt by his ambitious move. :D
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Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
No I think your mistaken. Surely you know that only one Eircom league club can sing each chant.
Fcuking hilarious, man. Dirty black arse of a crow - sung with good Sligo accent!! :D :D I suppose you replace Dublin with Athlone when you go to Mel's. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Real Rover
Just goes to show does dublin stereotypes are correct - if they'd ever left the pale would know out tractors are green. Its blue ones in Watherfurd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Éanna
:rolleyes:
If we're doing ones about our own players now, I remember one about the legendary Tony Hall......
There's only one Tony Hall
He's six feet tall
If you mess with him
You'll get your head kicked in
Walking in a Blues wonderland.
And last year......
We've got Jose back again tra la la la la
And how do you know that this isnt the same over in england?Quote:
Originally Posted by D2 Red
"5 foot 8,overweight
digger o'brien is fcuking great
with a knick knack paddy whack etc"
"Diggers a brazilian,he's worth atleast a million
la la la la,lala la la
his name is stephen o'brien,hes a longford lion
la la la la"
"Drink drink wherever you may be,
we are the drunk and disordely
and we dont give a **** no we dont give a fcuk,
we'll be running round lansdowne,
with Bucky in the cup ;) "
"
Stand Up if you love the Blues,
Sit Down if you love the Blues,
Jump Around if you love the Blues,
Stand Up if you love the Blues,
etc.
With appropriate actions !
was always a personal favourite :)
I was at ST Mels there on friday and there were a couple of chants there that i could a sworn i heard Harps fans chanting before.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
'Wheres your caravans.....etc'
And
'Sligo scum.........etc'
a few years ago when city were playing Liepajas Metalurgs(spell?)btw they are from latvia.
"You're Russian and you know you are,you're russian and you........"
against lausane i think the chant went "You're only tax dodgin b@stards....."
both made me chuckle anyway.
We are Rovers, Sligo RoversQuote:
Originally Posted by Da Real Rover
No one likes us we don't care...
We made up this song to the tune of yellow submarine
"we all know that Nick leeson robbed the queen ooo aa ,"
and my favourite
"We hate sligo and we hate sligo"
the "You'll never walk in Athlone" song belongs to Galway United fans and was made up by Galway United fans so stop robbin our chants and get your own, Longford!!
That was class , was at the game but didn't hear it cause of that Fat Swiss Cow with the drum! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by ollie
One of me favourites.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1 9 2 8
A variation of the "Army Song" we used to sing at Bohs:
I don't know but I been told
If Crowe was any good he'd be sold
Face it Bohs, you're team is ****
And Bobby Ryan is an ugly git
All the ugly gits end up at Bohs
Look at the state of Hawkins' nose
Thank god we're not from the northside
Cos Dalymount is a f***ing dive
Somehow I can see that song being adapted almost word for word for another team from now on :D
Thats excellent :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Conor H
Other Harps ones -
We're on the One Road
Singing the One Song
On the road to God knows where
We're on the One Road
Singing the One Song
We're together now who cares?
Northmen, Southmen Comrades All
Soon they'll be no Derry fans at all
We're on the One Road.....Singing Along
SINGING THE FINN HAAAAAARPS SONG!
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There's only one Kevin McHugh
And he's Harps through and through
He's from Killea
He puts the goals away
Walking in a Finn Harps wonderland
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(To the tune of 'Singing the Blues')
We don't care about the Derry scum
We only want to play our Finn Harps drum
and going meeeen-tal
you got me sing the blues
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And the verses...Quote:
Originally Posted by cheech
Though we've had our troubles now and then
Now's the time to make them up again
Sure aren't we all Harps fans anyhow?
Now is the time to step together now
We're on the one road...
Tinker, tailor * every mother's son
Butcher, baker * shouldering his gun
Rich man, poor man * every man in line
All together now 'cause it's Finn Harps time.
We're on the one road...
Night is darkness just before the dawn
From division one, the Harps have been reborn
Soon, all the Finn Harps boys'll remain
'Cus we're going back to the promised land again!
We're on the one road...
Will be giving it a blast in Tolka tonight
What are you on about?! That drum was class! In fact, the stewards took it off her at one stage cos some muppets complained it was "too loud" :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
D2 the o'callahan one was brought out
for bobby ryan ...
plus now he's with you twenty shelbourne muppets
i think he's just a tad bit more ugly than adamson
Tell all the Harps ya know that they're goin' down and they know.
Tell all the Harps ya know that they're goin' down and they know.
They're goin' down
They're goin' down
They're goin' down and they know :D
When Paulie Byrne comes on the pitch with five to go,
When Paulie Byrne comes on the pitch with five to go,
He'll turn and spin and stick one in,
He'll run to the crowd with a cheeky grin,
Coz' we all, we all love Paulie Byrne
There one now for you Pineapople and co.!!! Must get back to my Rhyming homework :D :cool:
At a cup game in Kilkenny a few years back
Oh when the bridge
is finally tolled
Oh when the bridge
is finally tolled
You're gonna be outta pocket
Oh when the bridge is finally tolled
i think our little set piece with eric's mic and the phone is excellent :) must be an awful shock for opposing keepers.
for the uneducated, eric holds a polyphonic phone up to the megaphone, playing a song, usually "when johnny goes goes marching down the wing", while the crowd sways in silence to the song, before erupting into a wall of noise at the first verse, thats not possible when someone just starts singing :)
To the Rovers fans the other night... ;)
(Abba money, money, money...)
Money, money, money,
You've got no money,
On the Rovers Board!! X as many times as you want!
(Robin Hood theme)
Super hoops, super hoops, falling down the league
Super hoops, super hoops, falling down the league
All outta cash, tallaght F-uckin trash,
Super Hoops, Super Hoops, Super Hoops.
Empty empty paychecks, empty empty paychecks
la la la la, la la la la....
Empty empty paychecks, empty empty paychecks
la la la la, la la la la....
Seen an book '**** Ground No Fans' (listeds songs by english clubs) in Waterstones today that reminded me of this thread.