The Simpsons

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Originally Posted by joey4ireland

Another great epsode is when Homer mistakens Burns for an alien. Some great laughs in that one

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Is that the episode with Moulder and Scully in it from the X Files?

There's a classic bit in that where "the Feds" pay a visit to Mo's Tavern and start asking questions.

As soon as they're gone, Mo rushes to a backroom off the bar and roars something like "Ok, its over. They're on to us!!!",

Bizarrely, there's a huge Whale being stored in the room! :D

Later on, Mo is seen in the background, skulking around the wilds trying to dispose of the Whale.

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Originally Posted by Wolfie

Later on, Mo is seen in the background, skulking around the wilds trying to dispose of the Whale.

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"Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy?" :D

Another Moe classic "What has science ever done for us....TV off"

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Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

There's a bit in the episode where Lisa likes Nelson, where Lisa gives Milhouse a note saying "guess who likes you?". Milhouse passed it on to Nelson, who thinks it actually came from Milhouse. The very next scene is Milhouse being put into an ambulance, Lisa tries to apologise, and the driver tells her "He can't hear you now". It's my sense of humour all over, I laughed so hard my kidneys hurt :D

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Always reminds me of the same kind of joke used to similarly hilarious effect in Father Ted when Jack goes to an AA meeting by mistake, one of the members sees him in the pub afterwards and throws away the beers he's just bought. Cut to footage of ambulance speeding away.

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Originally Posted by joey4ireland

Yeah that's the one. When Bart and Homer are out camping it shows three frogs in the lake going Bud-wies-er. They then get eaten by a crocidile. Thought is was great the first time I saw it

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The croc says "Coors" just as he eats them!

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Originally Posted by joey4ireland

Another great epsode is when Homer mistakens Burns for an alien. Some great laughs in that one

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Burns: "I bring you Love"
Lenny Leonardson: "Quick it's bringin' us Love ...break it's legs before it gets away!"

Anyone remember the one where Homer took care of a highly intelligent Monkey named Mojo?

The monkey could communicate using a "Speak and Spell".

Homer let the monkey eat and drink what it liked.

When the monkey, much the worse for wear, is being handed back, its typed out:

"PRAY FOR MOJO" :D :D

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Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

Burns: "I bring you Love"
Lenny Leonardson: "Quick it's bringin' us Love ...break it's legs before it gets away!"

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Groundskeeper Willie: "Ooh its Mr. Burns...KILL IT KILL IT!!!"

My favourite clip ever -

School talent night (or something similar)......

Onto the stage walks groundskeeper Willie in kilt with a set of golf clubs in a golf bag...

"Does anybody here hail from the fair city of Edinburgh?"........

silence from the crowd

"Have you ever noticed how a North Edinburgh golfer adresses the ball like this (addresses an imaginary golf ball, wiggling hips)......but a South Edinburgh golfer addresses the ball like this (addresses an imaginary ball, wiggling hips is a marginally different manner)"......

silence from the crowd.

Willie gets angry - "Oh I see, you only think Willie is funny when he's mopping up your wee kiddies puke!"

Crowd burst into laughter and applause

Willie (genuinely)- "Thanks, you've been great".......walks off.



Oh, I laughed.

there were a couple of classics on sky yesterday, including the monorail one, which contrast so sharply with the stale efforts of recent series.

Mr Burns pretending to be "Mr Snrub" had be chuckling.

Reminds me of when Bart is auditioning to be Burns' heir and Homer gives his some cards to read from. "Hi Mr..Curns. Me. Want. Money. Bad" The later Bart calls him Burns and Homer shouts out from the side "It's Curns, stupid!" :D

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Originally Posted by boovidge

there were a couple of classics on sky yesterday, including the monorail one, which contrast so sharply with the stale efforts of recent series.

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I've been struck lately just how good the first ten series or so were. It's so easy to dismiss the programme because of recent series, but it really was quite superb in its day.

To the tune of "More, More, More."

"Moe, Moe, Moe,
How do you like, how do you like me,
Moe, Moe, Moe,
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me"

Loved that!:D

Just watched one there this evening which had this in it.......

Grampa:Look what your bad egg of a son did to my teeth!
Homer: [rolling eyes] Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth," "The nurses are stealing my money," "This thing on my neck is getting bigger."



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From the Episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land"

Helicopter Pilot: "We are now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future where nothing can possiblai go wrong. Uh...possibly go wrong. (nervous laugh) That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." :D :D

I can tthink of his name but the sarcastic guy talking to comic book man about his star trek belt


Woh a fat sarcastic star trek fan bet your a hit with the ladies

One of my favourite ones is the one where Sideshow Bob runs for mayor. There's one bit where he phones in the Republican radio show. It's something like this:

"I'm currently incarcerated for attempted murder. I mean, come on! Attempted murder, what is that?! Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?!" :D

Attempted literature. :)

Springfield News Anchorman, Kent Brockman:

"Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'."

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Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Attempted literature. :)

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I'm pretty sure Superfrank is right.

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Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Attempted literature. :)

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Well, I went and checked and here it is.

From The Simpsons Quotes:

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Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

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