Amy Winehouse

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Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

Looks more like your date Ruben Sosa!

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:D:D

quote his pic in your reply tets so I can nominate you for PotM and people will understand what its about

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Again confused..........

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Masturbation Ruben, the answer is masturbation

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Originally Posted by A face

She's not dealing with it very well, its a shame. A bit of sound guidance and common sense and she could be content.

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I personally find her substance dependence and mental frailty quite attractive, just think what she'd do for a needle full of drugs?! Thats the kind of weakness I like to see in a girl, one that can be manipulated to my own gain/advantage

I could be the Colonel Parker to her bloated drug addled Elvis, except I'd be f*****g her physically as well as mentally

You could control her with a fistful of crack, she'd be like a lifesize tamagotchi, give her a hit she'd be all shiny and happy, with hold it and she'd be cranky, stop feeding her and she'd eventually die....I'd be like a god

Quite possibly

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

But as your the only person not to cast her aside like an ugly piece of meat, I salute you. You have taste. Even if it's slightly disturbing and crazed, it's still taste.

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More a keen sense of opportunism than taste to be fair

She reminds me of a flower too, an Afghan opium poppy

As a big Bond fan, I hope that's true, but I can't see the studio's touching her at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Hello cuteness...

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Man, we're going to put a shock collar on you. Every time you go near a picture of Winehouse, you're getting zapped!
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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

I'd go through it for my Amy.. Haven't you ever felt that about a girl??

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A real girl yes

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

I'd go through it for my Amy.. Haven't you ever felt that about a girl??

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Yeah, but there was no need for pain and she didn't need a saddle and bridle to be ridden!:D

(Based on the fact that I didn't call her one of my ex's names, or saddle and bridle would have been required):D

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Rumour has it that Leona Lewis will now do the Bond tune and not my Amy, as first thought. :(

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Probably has something to do with the heroin and racism

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Bond crowd crapped themselves over Amy's problems. Coward's..

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She was caught singing a racist song on camera (film shot by her husband), not surprised they ditched her

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Originally Posted by jebus

Probably has something to do with the heroin and racism

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I heard mooted song titles were, The Man With the Golden Bong, and Off Licence to Kill.

Gadgets included injector seats, watches with bottle openers attached, and phone drugs.





02871345100....Hello, could I get a taxi, please?

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

You missed your true calling funny man....

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.....:(

Never mind Amy Winehouse, Id love to hear anyone try and get the words 'Quantum of Solace' into a song....

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

'Better than Rambo, Commando or William Wallace, James Bond gives me a Quantum of Solace'

To the tune of big band and sung by Shirley Bassey or Amy. It could work.... :D

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We have a winner! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Ok smart guy, you come up with one....

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Grand so...

(big band strikes up...)

The end of the world, it's our apocalypse.
James Bond can save us with a Quantum of Solace....

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Oh dear God.....
That might actually be the song!!! :D

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That said, Chris Cornell didn't say 'Casino Royale' in his song, did he now? The Lisbon vote last week, people were chanting 'No No No No No, Theres No Lisbon'. Did anyone chant 'They tried to make us vote for Lisbon, we said No No No'.... Cos they should have....

Is Mark Ronson still going to produce the track? He'll probably ruin it anyway with him and his fecking trumpets blaring all over the place. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Hmmm, have to check that out. He came outta nowhere that guy, took a lot of credit off my Amy. I may see about having him killed...

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I might be able to sort you with a clean piece. He should be kicked to within an inch of life ...and then a foot beyond it.