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thats quality.
LMAO:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
Jaysus, Peadar, why am I not surprised you'd jump in here.:D
However, you did let me off lightly, so, for that I'm grateful. Wrong about the mature bit though.
Hows about
"Kindly old gent seeks nice lady, not for sex, just to talk about it":D
Jaysus 'hamish, are you looking for a Nun or what?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Yeah, defrocked.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Talking about nuns, I have a few new nun jokes in the....eh....jokes thread.
Could you make up an advert for me O Strange One?? Jaysus, I'm really being a masochist today.:D
"Love is blind and so am I, a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye"Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
or
"Gracious gentleman seeks horny old bat to test plumbing skills"
:D
You would have to bring animals into it.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Ladies! Lonely?? Hamish is the man for ewe.:eek:
Ladies! Do you like long and shiny jewellery? Well, I've got a dangler and it's a gem.
Ladies. Do you have a mirror in your pockets? 'Cos I'm the man who can see myself in your pants.
Classic ones there Hamish:D.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
I like this one too though: "Lonely aul fella, looking for a young, furry, friend for a bit of fun and romance":p
There's only one reply to that:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html
Gosh, the French one is gone already??
What did you do to her sligoman.:p :D
EDIT - see she's listed in the Galway escorts - where the real men are.
Makes sence as I'm currently in that situation and have no-one :(Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Don't thikn I'd have the confidence to meet someone online though, not that I lack confidence, just to meet people on online dating sites!
Dunno if I would either Drumcondra Red.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
Anyway you're too young to be tied down - enjoy the freedom.
Too pretty too hamish!!! :D
Oh you ducky you!:p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
Meet me in town tomorrow for the rugby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
DCFCSteve is over and there's always chicks on the pull for rugby weekends.
I'll sort you out with a bit of rasher. :)
didnt steve skip breakfast though last timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
I think seeing her in natural light would have been enough to put even the most battle hardened of us off our food. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by James
say no more peadar, i think i had legged it off from slappers by that time though, never got a look, but judging from steve and your reaction the next day..well we''ll leave it there like
not 100% if im up tomorrow for the weekend, i have a friends birthday in the pale 2mro night but duno if im gona trek up for it. if im around for the eggchasing i might give ye a shout though
Are we out tomorrow then??? Working till 5 though... back in at 1 on sunday! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
I met a couple of girls through a dating website.Its worth a try.Nothing long term came from both meetings but its a good way of meeting people and you can get to know them first before meeting up.Its easier than trying to chat to someone drunk in a crowded noisy bar.I haven't really used them recently as all the dating sites seem to be now blocked on our work pcs :( .
I take it you made it to work alright?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
The unofficial Foot.ie/European meet-up was well under way before you arrived. Good to see that the art of chatting up women is alive and well in Dublin, even if dcfcsteve has yet to master the art. :D
Just about, I was in a jocker!!! Got home at 5am!!! Got a bit sidetracked after leaving you!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar