ah Nige, make something up, yours was one of the ones i was actually looking forward to hearingQuote:
Originally posted by NigeSausagepump
No idea really.
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ah Nige, make something up, yours was one of the ones i was actually looking forward to hearingQuote:
Originally posted by NigeSausagepump
No idea really.
Ok, I'll make something up.Quote:
Originally posted by tiktok
ah Nige, make something up, yours was one of the ones i was actually looking forward to hearing
When I was in 4th class in school, our teacher took us on a tour of Granby's sausage factory in the centre of Dublin. When we arrived, the owner of the factory, Mr Granby, greeted us and introduced us to his son, Nigel, who was to show us around the factory and give us an insight into how sausages were made.
Now, the tour was fascinating, loads of gleaming machines, squealing pigs and menacing churning noises. As we finished the tour, Nigel leaned against the balcony over the vast sausage pumping machine and began asking us whether we'd enjoyed our little trip. As we readily affirmed our approbation, poor Nigel fell foul of the shoddy safety regulations rampant in mid 1980s Ireland. The railing he was leaning on gave way and he tumbled headlong into the sausage pumping machine. The result was predictably gory, and it has lived with me to this day.
My handle is a tribute to that brave, brave sausage making man. I still believe that he is happy wherever he is, because he left this world in the form of the one thing he truly loved - the humble sausage.
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Named after one of the finest players to have ever donned a Waterford Utd jersey and graced the grass of the RSC<
Dominic Iorfa, we salute you.
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Originally posted by NigeSausagepump
Ok, I'll make something up.
When I was in 4th class in school, our teacher took us on a tour of Granby's sausage factory in the centre of Dublin. When we arrived, the owner of the factory, Mr Granby, greeted us and introduced us to his son, Nigel, who was to show us around the factory and give us an insight into how sausages were made.
Now, the tour was fascinating, loads of gleaming machines, squealing pigs and menacing churning noises. As we finished the tour, Nigel leaned against the balcony over the vast sausage pumping machine and began asking us whether we'd enjoyed our little trip. As we readily affirmed our approbation, poor Nigel fell foul of the shoddy safety regulations rampant in mid 1980s Ireland. The railing he was leaning on gave way and he tumbled headlong into the sausage pumping machine. The result was predictably gory, and it has lived with me to this day.
My handle is a tribute to that brave, brave sausage making man. I still believe that he is happy wherever he is, because he left this world in the form of the one thing he truly loved - the humble sausage.
There
If there were a prize, then it would go to you ..... but seeing as it is all porkies .... you dont :D
absolutely superb story.have to admit i feared the worst(some mad drink/drugs fueled squalid sex scandal ;)Quote:
Originally posted by NigeSausagepump
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by the way soc,how painful was that operation?? :rolleyes:
are you doing the monster mash or jumping out the window :DQuote:
You sound like a bloody hippy. So what if one of the Ramones has unpolitically correct views. The one you're talking about is Johnny Ramone who is well known as having right wing views. But that don't change the fact he was a great guitar player.Quote:
Originally posted by Conor74
You might want to rethink that one - saw an article on one of the Ramones lately who has come out in favour of Dubya and said that he was a Republican throughout his punk years and remains anti-abortion, anti-gun restriction, anti-gay marriages etc. etc. That SUCKS maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
But what you didn't mention was that lead singer Joey Ramone is a Jewish liberal leftie. He wrote the song Bonzo goes to Bitburg about Reagan visiting a Nazi cemetery. He also wrote the lyric "I wanna steal from the rich and give to the poor".
The Ramones were a brilliant band and without them there'd be no Clash, Undertones, Green Day or U2. The Ramones used write songs like Today Your Love Tommorrow The World with Nazi references to wind up the politically correct hippies. How could they be Nazis with a Jewish singer.
Father Jack is my hero. If only I could stomach toilet duck.
You're not Mohammed are you? Or are you the famous John Smith?Quote:
Originally posted by tiktok
i have the world's most common name[/URL]
Fan of football, hence the name.zzz
or r kelly with a choir of 250 on the stage with him :pQuote:
Originally posted by Conor74
Like I can't think of Sting without seeing an Amazonian chief beside him, standing on some Hollywood stage, or Bono leading a flock of lambs through Stephen's Green.
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Took a while to get used to, wasnt able to use it properly for a while but now I wonder why I didnt get it done years ago.Quote:
Originally posted by the 12 th man
by the way soc,how painful was that operation?? :rolleyes:
:D
boring ol birth cert for me too i'm afraid
I'm told the resemblance is uncanny:D
are you the guy with the yellow hair or the other one with the slow motion laugh??:DQuote:
Originally posted by Beavis
I'm told the resemblance is uncanny:D
A lot of the Cork City lads went for their own names.Quote:
Originally posted by Éanna
boring ol birth cert for me too i'm afraid
Do any of us have funny e-mail addresses?
Or anyone used an unusual handle on other forums?
One of my email addresses is bóllocksanyway@.....Quote:
Originally posted by Peadar
Do any of us have funny e-mail addresses?
It was bad day when i registered.....
Not too interesting, a fan of this guy.
It sucks big time alright. Maybe I should get rid off all of my roots reggae and Bob Marley CD's because Rastafarians are anti-abortion and anti-gay. But then maybe it's alright to be non-p.c. if you're black or should I say Afro-Carribbean. It's only a crime to be non-p.c, if you're a white Christian of European extraction.Quote:
Originally posted by Conor74
You might want to rethink that one - saw an article on one of the Ramones lately who has come out in favour of Dubya and said that he was a Republican throughout his punk years and remains anti-abortion, anti-gun restriction, anti-gay marriages etc. etc. That SUCKS maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
"Hi, my name's Troy McClure , you might remember me from such films like..."
I thought it was quite ironic that everybody knew Troy Mcclure and he wanted to be known by everybody, but to be honest I like my internet privacy by not having my name on the web all the time. Id say most people that know me here call me Troy and prob dont even know my real name (although 3 deff do). Im still ****ed that James found out though ;) . Speaking of him actually, dont people call you Jimmy down in Skib Mr Greenham? :p Surely you have a facinating story behind your handle? :confused: