"It was a good effort but he cannot pull it off" Peter Brackley and Trevor Brooking on ISS Pro Evolution 5:D
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"It was a good effort but he cannot pull it off" Peter Brackley and Trevor Brooking on ISS Pro Evolution 5:D
Did anyone ever hear that Gah commentary from a club game in Tipperary or some place like that from about 10 years ago. Read about it. Apparently the commentator went mental with the referee, everyone and impartiality went out the door.
It was supposed - like that infamous Mr. Brennan advert (which I have on tape) - to be doing the rounds.:confused:
That is Effin Eddie. We spoke about him earlier.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Gerald Sinsdat on Italian wing legend ;
"Franco Causio...purveyor of crosses to the aristocracy".
Kevin Keegan ;
"I know what's around the corner, I just don't know where the corner is".
Jimmy Greaves, on a snowbound White Hart Lane in the eighties ;
"At least Liverpool can keep an eye on Garth Crooks today".
Gerry Francis ;
"What I said to them at half-time would be unprintable on the radio".
Howard Wilkinson ;
"I'm a great believer that if you score one goal, the other team have to score twice to win".
Interviewer - "What is your nickname at Newcastle ?"
Shola Ameobi - "I don't have one".
Interviewer - "What does your manager Bobby Robson call you ?"
Shola Ameobi - "Carl Cort"
Brian Clough on Sven Goran Ericcson ;
"At least England have a manager who speaks better English than the players"
Northern Ireland's Steve Lomas ;
"It was very tough against Germany, they had eleven internationals out there tonight".
Bill Shankly ;
"If a player is not interfering with play or is not seeking to gain advantage then why isn't he"
Coup de grace ;
Reporter - "Gordon, can we have a quick word?".
Strachan - "Velocity".
John Motson on a passage of play on Saturday in the FA Cup semi final.
Carvalho....Sissoko.......Graham Poll!!:D
George Hamilton on the Champions League Final tonight. "Referee, will you get out of the ways please?":eek: Less than impartial commentary!!:D
Jimmy Magee on the Italy V Ghana game. "Italy likes to play calm, gentle....and aggressive football":eek: :D
I remember years ago watching a Rory Bremner sketch where he was pretending to be Des Lynam:
"I was chatting up some birds on the gantry at last year's cup final when Motty suddenly came running up to say he had just gotten Ryan Giggs' autograph; put a bit of a damp towel on things ..."
I remember a Channel 4 horseracing commentator making a huge gaff when commentating on a prize giving ceremony, it was a mother and daughter doing the presentation. He said something like "and there is Miss xxxxxxxx presenting the award. She is very pretty woman isn't she? And by her side is her mother who is not quite so............"
Then he makes a tortureous attempt to dig himself out of the hole he has dug for himself.
It then switches across to another commentator who say something like
"(comentators name) renegotiating his contract with Channel 4 racing"
It was hillarious!!
SPORTS COMMENTARY SLIP-UPS!!!!! FUNNY STUFF!!!!! 87 days ago
>
>1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
>serious."
>(Alan Minter)
>
>2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
>this
>morning and it was amazing ! "
>(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
>
>3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
>of
>him."
>(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
>
>4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
>(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
>
>5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
>my body."
>(Winston Bennett)
>
>6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
>behind it,
>which is identical."
>(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
>
>7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
>mother."
>(Greg Norman)
>
>8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
>the same thing again."
>(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
>
>9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
>winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
>(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
>
>10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
>president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
>
>11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>eleven Dicks on the field"
>(Metro Radio)
>
>12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
>hang in the air for even longer."
>(David Acfield)
>
>13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
>you stay in football?"
>(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
>
>14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
>opening his legs and showing his class."
>(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
>
>15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
>well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
>balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just
>said?!!!"
>(US PGA Commentator)
>
>16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
>the blue is behind the brown."
>(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
>
>17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
>was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>weatherman and
>asked...
>
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>
>... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
>did too as they were laughing so hard!
>
>18."He's just smashed the world record, this is >unbelievable!!!what is he doing? he's still going. oh wait
> there's still another lap to go."
Magee describing a packed penalty area, before a corner during Mexico-Iran:
"It's like Henry Street at Christmas, that box". :D
Iran promptly equalised from it.
Eoin Hand on RTE Radio during the Ire v Chile match:
"The Chileian player is rolling around down there like he's dead" or somthing along them lines!
George Hamilton calling the Slovak players "Czechs"!!:eek: :eek: :eek: