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Originally Posted by Flea
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....used to do when......Quote:
Originally Posted by Flea
and you were doing so well
Ive taken out my avant garde humour for you, now you can return to blabbing similar muck just more simple humour like why did the chicken cross the road... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
...cause he wanted to...*cough* what a useless thread this is *cough* :rolleyes:
...see what happened to his ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flea
......Scuba diving suit,he bought in.........Quote:
Originally Posted by jorge
.......Tesco for €2.99, but he found out later that it was......Quote:
Originally Posted by D2 Red
...a Russian made sex aid which twisted his........
`melon...... man... which was so 1990's and he realised he was backdated which was a shame because.....
...nevermind cantelope, honeydew is the money melon in much the same way as...Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
.........the Watermelon is the liquid fruit, but at the same time driving to the Moon on a pork chop without a coat can be......Quote:
Originally Posted by Magoo
...quite suffocating because the atmosphere is, well, non-existent on the way, but research has shown...Quote:
Originally Posted by onenilgameover
.....that if you hold your breath after eating a can of beans, you can.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Magoo
..........finish reading "the philosopical works of Damien Richardson" which elongates.........Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
....his tallywhacker, which gets in the way of...........Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
...spoonfeeding a giraffe which...Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
...isn't advisable whilst sober never mind whilst under the influence of strong drink and...
:D PP
coke that was bought from Robbie Fowler's....Quote:
Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
...local shop at 99p a two-litre bottle with...
:ball: PP
(Phew - legal action averted... :D PP )
.....two straws for good measure to use as........Quote:
Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy