Shels are filth !!
Shels are filth !!
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Shels are filth !!
Shels are filth !!
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!Quote:
Originally Posted by A face
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!
Now fúck off down the country,
I can't take the smell.
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!
To the cadbury's Roses tune:
Thank you very much for paying your taxes
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
at a cup game against Kilkenny "City" (tune of go west i seem to recall)
"A town! And you'll always be!
A town! and you'll always be!"
etc...
The full thing is here and sung to the "Think you're a big club, you're having a laugh" type tuneQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Don't get injured, you won't get paid
Don't get injured, you won't get paid
Don't play for Rovers, you won't get paid
Don't play for Rovers, you won't get paid
Don't support Rovers, you won't get laid
Don't support Rovers, you won't get laid
At Portadown, 'Jesus supports you, you're having a laugh' was sung because one of their stands has "Jesus Says Come On Portadown" written in BIG writing on top of it.
I assume everyone knows the 'Kilkoyne is my hero' chant for Rovers.
Probably the best response ever to a chant in the League of Ireland was when Cork City sang to Kilkenny City:
'Going down, Going down, Going down'
Kilkenny Fans responded with:
'So Are We, So Are We, So Are We !!!'
:D :D Classic.
Wasnt that UCD and Bray who sang that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
Wish we could claim a quality chant like that, but no can do, I'm afraid!
Guess you're just left claiming a government grant so?
<Troy leaves himself wide open for a similar smartarsed response :o >
Keep those inter-dublin big school rivalries away from foot.ie. Just cos you defected to Trinity...Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
"Did you get your Junior Cert?" (tune of 'Bread of Heaven')
:rolleyes: UCC bigwig thinks he's great :D all coz he's not in our club :pQuote:
Originally Posted by pete
Back on topic for a sec
"Are you small or far away" to Digger and small people in general :D
"Old bald man he ain't what he used to be..."
To Fran Carter initially whenever he got the ball (until he got sent off :p )...then Doolin (Old bald manager) then anyone bald really. Petty but a good Simpsons tune!
In Tolka in the first game - Paul Doolin sneaks by and to the back of the stand to scout...we go 1-0 up..."Are you watching Paul Doolin?!" :p Even he had to laugh at our twisted bitterness! :)
Dosen't matter who sang it,it's an absolute cracker. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
maybe kilkenny did as well, but I definitely remember galway united fans singing that at the crossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
Last year to Paul Osam (but can be used for any old codgers)
Paul Osam is nearly forty
I think his hair is going grey
He'll be on the pension shortly
Oh how he longs for yesterday
I remember one to Cobh a few years back
There's only one Donal Golden
He was **** so we sold him
He gets the ball
He does **** all, etc
To the tune of Country Roads:
**** off Home Ollie Byrne ,
To the place you belong,
Mountjoy Prison,
Aisle 7
**** off home Ollie Byrne,
Bohs were playin Shels the same night we were playin at home (forget who it was against) but we needed Bohs to win for us to qualify for europe i think and we were all singin " Bohs till half nine, i'm bohs till half nine"
I've enjoyed reading this thread, some people come up with some wisecracks- deadly! :D keep it going!
Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,
Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,
Give ‘em an M
Give ‘em an E
Give ‘em a T
Give ‘em a H
Give ‘em a A
Give ‘em a D
Give ‘em a O
Give ‘em a N
Give ‘em a E
Give 'em M E T H A D O N E !!
[SIZE=1]Dont bother about the clean needles either[/SIZE]
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