Jesus lads, I've been around this league a long time. I've been the annoying 6 year old on the terrace abusing the opposing goalkeeper. I've been the spotty 14 year old hassling the grounds man at Milltown to let me help him put the nets up (he did!) I've been the guy sitting in the stand on his own watching an end of season game with nothing to play for. I've been the guy who started a company to supply league of Ireland clubs with playing kit with ridiculously generous free kit allowances (sorry about the quality of service Dundalk, Waterford, Monaghan and Bohs to name a few) I've been the club promotions officer at UCD (yeah how'd that work out?) I was a Kitman at Longford, Kildare and Athlone. You could say I've been around. But in all my years I've never come across such a festering turd of document as this Conroy report. I need a stiff drink.