A likely story... :p
Just to keep up the totty quotient to keep Maz from incessantly moaning..:rolleyes: :p
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Nice one dfx
Queen Juliana has an unfortunate new bloke in her aim zone
He might need:
http://www.samaritans.org.uk/
http://www.glasgay.co.uk/
Well, he might want to meet her "friends" or go to a gig????;)
Then she might ask him to take part in her favourite past-time
http://www.eros-la.com/articles/2005...ie_simone0329/ (snigger)
Now tottytime........
my turn
http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=10...4f34809bf1b616
Love the way she cocks that ass to her left. Can't you just just hear those tight leather trousers creaking as she moves. (low lecherous, groan, a la Podge and Rodge) ooooooooooooooooooo Jaysus
http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=17...7307521e3fa15d
http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=15...9eebc9a13c48d8
hamish, the cheek! :mad: :D
I'll find something to moan about, if only to annoy you dfx...Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
Some college cheerleader totty.
Some nice looking wans in the album, but some fugly wans were seen that would even make Stevie Wonder flinch!!! i.e. Wow!
Pretty tame, but that Alizee is cute
http://www.campusbreak.com/?x=moview...eelaislabonita
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaucyJack
Nice one Saucy Jack...verrrrrrrry cute..........love the way she wiggles that ass. (Old Hamish smacking lips with leathery tongue.....slobber)
http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/jkttx
http://www.totalsupercuties.com/tour...6c5ef3e79b46e9
(slobber, slurp, smacking lips, leer):D
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/934/3arses01.jpg
http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co...t%20Corset.jpg
http://www.aquarellelingerie.com/Lil...out8416bis.jpg
http://webfantasy.info/Lingerie/Imag...ra_panties.jpg
groan, slobber etc:D
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
...exactly why I posted it....that wiggling is hypnotic.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1871_80538710
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http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1869_36692641
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_63122816
Oooooooooo I hope I'm on her good boys list this Christmas
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http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg...._1874_66732197
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Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...6592&s=apparel
Had a very shiny*****
http://elenalingerie.com/shopping/Briefs/malaguenalarge
and if you ever saw him
http://seductivemoments.co.uk/shop/i...a672c722d5f185
You would even say it glows:eek:
http://www.fredericks.com/product.as...uct%5Fid=51387
All of the other reindeers
http://www.milaslingerie.com/product...roducts_id/190
Used to call him fat and gay
http://www.milaslingerie.com/product...roducts_id/352
So he produced his****
http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogu...3044?startPos=
Put 'em in the family way
http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogu...3106?startPos=
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/09...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Santa came to say
http://hifever.net/1065108926160.jpg
Rudolph with your **** so bright
http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd...-monica-01.jpg
Won't you pull my **** tonight
http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd...brandee-02.jpg
Then all the reindeers **** him
http://i.cnn.net/si/features/2001/sw...irley_1_lg.jpg
As they shouted out with glee
http://www.missionbeachgirlclothing....esize-mini.JPG
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
http://www.seattle-girls.com/images/pow.jpg
You'll GO DOWN in history
:eek: :D You're on form I see, Sir!
I saw Mommy gobbling Santa Claus
http://jonny.uh-hosting.co.uk/images/daniela1.jpg
Underneath the tree last night.
http://s12.skins.be/pics/Kelly_Brook48-1024.jpg
She didn't see me creep
http://edrh.rhpl.richmondhill.on.ca/...tcem/HT269.jpg
down the stairs to have a peep;:eek:
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/7656/ann3xa.jpg
She thought that I was tucked
http://www.defence.gov.au/news/navyn...eerleaders.jpg
http://www.timguydesign.f2s.com/combistats/1.jpg
In my bedroom while she sucked.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN
Then, I saw Mommy humpin' Santa Claus
http://www.makeupbyjulie.com/images/...%20NATIONS.jpg
'neath his beard WITH Snowy White;***
http://members.aol.com/cari426/myhom...suit%20pic.jpg
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/swimsuit.jpg
If my Dad-dee had only seen
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/vera-dog-escaped.jpg
Mommy bonking Santa Claus last night
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/bird-on-bed.JPG
:D :D
( heh, heh, snigger)
***That figures
Snow White and her dwarves
Santy and his elves
They all have to be related, I guess
Let It Snow!
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/Girlfri...hort-dress.jpg
But I find you so delightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/girlfreind-on-bed.jpg
You ex-cite me down below:eek:
http://www.michelejaco.com/Michele%2...uit%5B2%5D.JPG
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.cathyrankin.com/img/swim/_M6T0627.jpg
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
http://www.alisonheafner.biz/images/swimsuit.jpg
Your buttons are a-popping,
http://www.cathyrankin.com/gallery_swim.html
The lights are turned way down low,
http://www.w1k.com/entries/45500/45590oUws_w.jpg
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.nathanlyle.com/randy/sue-swimsuit.jpg
The fire is burning brightly,
http://boboblogger.mu.nu/archives/swimsuit.jpg
I pre-tend you're Keir-a Knightley,
http://www.downloads.ch/files/images/swimsuit.jpg
But as long as you touch me so.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN
It will grow, It will grow, It will grow
http://www.parkerproductions.com/mod...20Swimsuit.jpg
:D
The Cathy Rankin site takes a while to load but she's worth it, whoever she is??)
Special Christmas song for Queen Juliana:p
Especially when she attends the next Irish international
Version of.......
"Santa Claus" Is Coming To Town
You better watch out
http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/61...terCeleb_L.jpg.........WTF........in public???
You better not cry
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9460_1.jpg
Better not pout
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9470_1.jpg
I'm telling you why
http://www.jagware-posingsuits.com/N...20Swimsuit.jpg
Mincing Morro's coming to town
He's making a list,
http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10140828.jpg
And checking it twice;
http://static.abcaz.com/productimage...s-swimsuit.jpg
Gonna-know KT's naughty but nice.
http://www.modelelizabeth.com/swimsuit.jpg
Clint the poof is coming to town
He knows when KT's dreaming
http://www.evalillian.com/images/God...y-Swimsuit.jpg
With him she'd love to play
http://www.underthetop.co.uk/images/6203_big.jpg
But she'll end up frustrated
http://www.celebritytrendz.com/image...imsuit1/d8.jpg
'Cos he's ab-sol-ute-ly gay
Oh! You better watch out!
http://www.johnnyolsen.com/images/wo...wimsuit_lg.jpg
http://sunshinegirl.canoe.ca/Toronto.../99junswim.jpg
You better not bawl.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/swimsuit.jpg
Better not pout, he's not that way at all
http://www.amandabeard.net/images/Ph..._07%5B1%5D.jpg
Gay-boy Clint is coming to town.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN
RFLMAO:D
Oh, all right then.....just to stop her whining at me
http://ghobe.tripod.com/morrison.jpg
Need I really say any more???
Need I????????:D LOL
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...cqueline7.html
Was a jolly happy soul,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline38.html
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...queline22.html
Plus exhaust-pipe for his hole
Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...stijana14.html
Made the lad-ees laugh and flirt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/libby25.html
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...eannette9.html
He'd melt in-to each skirt.
There must have been some magic
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/erin20.html
In the old knicks that they found.
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/irina15.html
For when they placed it on his hips
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marcy7.html
His liathroid danced around.
His snowgirl read these lyrics
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/kim25.html
"They're gross 'n' full of bawd"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/nicki3.html
So he shagged her five times through the night
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rachelle8.html
And she screamed, "Oh yesss, Oh Gawd"
An ice-cream he was offered
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../desiree2.html
"Are you fcukin' blind?"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/irene8.html
I've been licked and choked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/sherry1.html
Groped, felt and poked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...angelina5.html
"That's the last thing on my mind"
So, on down to the village,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...rnadette7.html
With his "broomstick" - for some tea,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...005/lori9.html
But a cop's quick think
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/mindy9.html
But him in the clink
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/linda21.html
For gross in-decency
They chased him through the streets of town
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/april24.html
Right to the local ho
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...tabitha18.html
But she made him melt when in her pelt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...erryanne1.html
He said, "That's - a - low blow"
Poor Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi.../raquell1.html
Must have-been ten foot tall
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...jessica12.html
But he will-have no children
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/ryan43.html
They made just one snow-ball
Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...5/clare12.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...natasha17.html
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/dl27.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competi...05/marie2.html
O'er the hills of snow.
I think, in all fairness, I should post the original lyrics before I destroy your Christmassy feelings altogether and forever.
You'll see that I really haven't deviated from the original lyrics, now, have I?
http://www.webfitz.com/xmas/23xmas.html
Understatement of the weekQuote:
Originally Posted by SaucyJack
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Especially for you your hamishness
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001386.html
The future's bright for the Irish team, move over Clint, step forward Darren Gibson, swoon...
:D