Happy Birthday to alot of the posters on here :p
I jest
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Happy Birthday to alot of the posters on here :p
I jest
Why do auld, fat fellas in the gym changing room dry themselves very slowly with one towel, routinely leaving parts of themselves exposed for everyone to see? I don't want to see Bushy the mini woodpecker! Use 2 towels, ferchrissakes!
ye shouldnt be lookin there, ye filty fecker ye. :D
Slim to none! dry in places wit the odd grey cloud!!Quote:
Originally Posted by First
maybe you're in the wrong type of gym;)Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
trap a pony
Paul McShane is useless
Andy Keogh is not much betterQuote:
Originally Posted by oscar
Dunphy is having a right go at Trap
How can Argentina lose 6-1 to Bolivia?:eek:
I blame the altitudeQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
I blame the fact that they have a drug addled moron in charge.
My boss at work is a rocker, playing a bit of Rammstein in the office. Much better than the radio and a great way of learning German!
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!! Finished all my case studies just in time to enjoy the nice weather!! im sorry social life i know i havnt been around 4 d past few days but im here now!!!!!:p
What's the best way to remove chewing gum from a pair of trousers?
Get a scissors and cut it out. Would kinda leave your trousers fecked though.:p:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pauro 76
Freeze it completely then peel it off using a needle / scalpel to get in between the gum and fabric.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pauro 76
You know what the best way is? Put it in the washing machine. :cool:
No joke. I got some all over my trousers from a cinema seat last year, and did all the oddball things suggested to me, including the freezer.
None of it was worth the effort, it was too smeared out for the freezing thing to be of any practical use, so more in hope than expectation I threw it in the wash and guess what? Clean as a whistle. :)
At approx 6.45am yesterday ... in Termini Station Rome, I had my 1st ever
McDonalds McMuffin. Jaysus they are the work of the Devil! Feckin rotten! :mad:
That is all.
Got Maljimar for the Grand National Office Sweepstake (33/1), not bad...
Laugh at this and you are going to hell:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ll/7981904.stm
who do you think will win it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Pauro 76
I actually cried..........Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
A horse....;)Quote:
Originally Posted by alidiei
You should be on a stage:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
Maybe I should, I've been told am a great singer!Quote:
Originally Posted by alidiei
You havent a note in your pocket never mind in your headQuote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
That's the recession for ya.
i can't sleep:mad:
That's the recession for ya.
Ever noticed how, in the predictions thread, everyone ALWAYS predicts their own team will win whatever game they're playing?
Sligo Rovers v Bohs? Oh yeah, we should win that one 2-0, easily!
Midlands Rally outside my door, the entertainment is great!
john mac is out to get us:mad:
I hate it when Irish (normally Northern) people call BBC Radio 5's 606 to talk about Liverpool and Manchester United. My ongoing fantasy call is for some idiot to be greeted with:
-"You're live on Radio 5 Live Mike, how did your team do today?"
-"Well, I just want to talk about our game against Villa today. We went out and fair enough we didn't play well, but in the end-"
-"Sorry Mike, how did your team do today?"
-"I'm sorry?"
-"Mike, you're in Belfast, stop calling Manchester United 'we.' How did Linfield do this weekend?"
-"Linfield? Ah, now I wouldn't really be-"
-"Crusaders?"
-"Eh-"
-"Glentoran? <silence> Didn't think so. Get a life Mike, next caller please."
Danny Dyer...what an annoying arsehole!
he thinks he's rock hard truth is he's a spineless cockroach
ha ha get him:DQuote:
Originally Posted by oscar
ave it:p
Proppa nawty..:D