Originally Posted by
Bondvillain
Exactly.
"Mr Venables would like it to be known that he didn't know anything about the Air-uh job until his old mates Don and Don,( Jocasta - fix this so it reads in bold "The Official FAI consultancy team: )"The Official FAI consultancy team" (made up of an FAI employee that he played alongside for a considerable period, and his former assistant from the England set up - Jocasta - drop this bit from final proof. Ta. Hugh. ) approached him to tell him that there was a fair and balanced selection process in progress to select the next Ireland manager, and that Mr Venables was going to win. (Prob Overkill, Jocasta - take this bit out - fans wont like it -remember what Mr Delaney said!!!!!)
Mr Venables is delighted to take the reins at Air-uh, and is looking forward to his first competitve fixture sometime later on in the year, as he is unavailable for the Brazil friendly in February, (and most likely the others yet to be announced) due to previous scheduling commitments with the BBC's "Celebrity Holiday in the sun" programme.
We wish him a hearty "Chuckie our boys in green" indeed, and all the very best of British luck in his new hobby!
Wrmst Rgds,
PP Hugh Chancer, (on bhlf T.Venables)
Dirtbird, Fraudster and Chancer, Solicitors. "
Cynical? Moi? :rolleyes: