"Hold on a second, bud!!" Collins interrupted him. "I don't speak bleedin' German. All I want to know is ......"Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
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"Hold on a second, bud!!" Collins interrupted him. "I don't speak bleedin' German. All I want to know is ......"Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
can i be your water boy...
"Yes a, you can a hold my a water" replied Trappatoni and then urinated on him and closed the door. WHile inside he phoned John Delaney who couldn't take the call because he was.....Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
busy recking the loi....
.ncloth he likes to wear when watching his beloved Man U playing Fulham while smeared in Johnson's baby lotion. So Trappatoni phoned Liam Brady instead. When Liam answered, Trappatoni said "......Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
liam...u ahve always beein a loyal friend, i a trust with my life liam. The 4 families of dublin wanna make you an offer, an offer you...........
Won't want to refuse. believe me when I tell you this Liamio. I told you when I signed you for Juve that someday I may need a favor from you...well Liamio that day has arrived. A man who has dishonored me and our family, a man called Rodini Collinsini will be eating at Fredo's Pizza parlour on the north circular road tonight and I want you to meet him there. when your almost finished the meal I want you to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom where you'll find a revolver hidden beneath the cistern, I want you to take the gun and put two bullets in Senori Collinsini's head then I want you to............
He never got to finish the sentence as Brady hung up, too engrossed in his game of subbuteo to have heard a word he said. Still requiring a hitman he instead phoned....Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
sean connor who is desprate for the cash....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
cos Champion Sport are doing a special 2 for 1 on red tracksuit bottoms, Sean think they will look just the job for his upcoming interview for the position of........
...managing the Belfast branch of Champion Sports but instead he was offered the football manager's job at........
Shoot the Crow's nightowl side and accepts the position after been offered ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
a season ticket to watch sligo rovers for free.
even gypo connors laughed at this ridiculous offer and instead sought a higher playing level.i.e assistant manager to the kids team in that liam brady ad...
meanwhile on the other side of the country stephen geoghgan was robbing the phone of none other than ......
...Pat Scully who left Shamrock Rovers to rejoin now defunct Kilkenny City FC. "I really want a challenge" said Scully, "so I joined a Club who no longer exists" he added. His assistant will be....
...the Ghost of Christmas Past, who has ideas to introduce the WM formation and ball and chain ankle restraints that will enable squad players like.....
Liam Touhy to resurrect their careers. Meanwhile, Brady had finished his game of subbuteo and phoned back Trappatoni. "What exactly is my role?" asked Liam to which Giovanni replied .....
"we a dont have a de rolls in a italia".you wanna paninni ?"
"wha, a bleedin sticker album ?" says chippy brady
"sure I'm as old as.........
as the woman you feel". Trappatoni was taken aback. "Who a tell you that I'm a feeling up Mary Robinson. It's the only a reason I take a the job a". Brady could hear a woman's voice in the background. "I was elected by the women of Ireland, who instead of rocking the cradle, rocked the system and...". "Shut up a you old a bat" "Trappatoni interrupted her "and....."Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
a getta backa ona de catherine wheel so i can whippa you some more!"
Brady ,hearing this, his stomach turned to mentally imagine the previous uachtaain na
heireann spinning widly on a wheel in leather bondage gear while the grey haird old reprobate trappatoni applied a cat-o-nine-tails to her ample behind.
"jaysus we should have elected dustin the turkey after all" said chippy .
just then a knock came to the door and when brady answered who was it but none other than ......
Dustin the Turkey who was singing "Faith of our Feathers" and canvassing for votes for the Eurovision. Brady took one look at Dustin and....