..putting out cones but I shall learn. Meanwhile, Denis O'Brien arrived on the scene with a huge brown envelope. "ANyone seen John Delaney?" he shouted and who should appear butQuote:
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..putting out cones but I shall learn. Meanwhile, Denis O'Brien arrived on the scene with a huge brown envelope. "ANyone seen John Delaney?" he shouted and who should appear butQuote:
Originally Posted by gee wizz
...Sean Connor who could smell the money a mile away; "I'd like to make a statement to all of the Sligo Rovers fans" said Connor. "To the people of Sligo, it is time you heard my side of the story. The day before I left Sligo Rovers, I was taking a.......
line of coke:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
,it was a dodgy batch that I got off...........
Sligoman. Singlehandely he controls the whole North Western drug scene.''
Sligoman shrugged off, disgusted with his comrade Connor. Together they planned to..
...make a bid to takeover Finn Harps but.....
Realised that would be an incredibly stupid idea as Donegal is crap, instead they...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
tried to get bohs regalated and spend all their money on crap players.......Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Sligoman and Connor formed quite a dynamic bond. Their partnership was only to broken apart though by Sligoman's love affair with...
with sligo rovers and conners love for chris turnner and goalie gloves:D.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SligoBrewer
"I've had a enough of this Sligo talk" said Denis O'Brien, there's nothing to invest in there. I think I'll give the money to......
forza rovers:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
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Originally Posted by forza rovers
but he declined saying he wouldn't take money from a tax exile. He was found dead later, battered to death is believed by his partner. John Delaney arrived on the scene and said "This money will be great for the game in Ireland" and then headed off to Joe Walsh Travel and booked a world cruise. Dolan was still in the Irish job though and he decided to...
apoint Roddy Collins as his no.2,Roddy however had was no where to be found so Dolan checked......
the internet only to find 1 name on the list sean conner......Quote:
Originally Posted by deecay
....y but Sean Connery knew nothing about Irish football.Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
"Nor do I" said.....
Stan "but I can put out the cones for you". "That will do nicely" said Dolan "and can you also....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
"make me some marie rose sauce.
just mix ketchup & mayonnaise together stanley my good man".
"mayonnaise ?. isnt dat wot dem dutch fellahs do be puttin on der chips boy" said stan.
" shure dats only savage and I shud no coz im frum doodaaaaaalllllllllk".
"yeah...right" says phat pat and with that he got on the phone and rang ......
Pope Gregory the Ninth who was wintering with the English cricket team in Antigua and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty who opened....
her legs to reveal a shaft of light emanating within.
"tis god and we are not worthy" said PG9 .
"tis a flashlight shone from neath yonder hole" said martin fry from ABC ,from behind a bush." dont go near it or it'll take your hand off. My floppy 80's hair narrowly survived".
"It was only the intervention of.....