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appoint another commitee to get the right man for the job,now who should we get to do all these interviews and hopefully it wont take as long as the other three did just then Given put his name forward for the job stating that he managed against the world champions and only lost one-nil to which Dolan said......
you look like one of the extras off glenroe don ye mad larry ye.
don tokk home his ball switched on the tele and started playing with his.....
remote control. "Feck this committee" said Dolan as he finished his 6th Big Mac "I am the manager in case people have forgotton this in the thread. I am going to field a total Eircom League team with 7 players from St. Pats and 4 from Cork City". With that he picked up the phone and....Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
...and rang Four Star Pizza but they hung up on him because he....
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hadn't paid for the last 20 pizzas he'd ordered the night before. Wiping the cheese from his chin he decided instead to....
ring the colonel for some good old fashioned chicken wings they always went down a treat and helped his team selections was this the reason he always played one or two headless chickens at every club he.......
had been sacked by. His mobile rang again and taking a 6 lb steak out of his mouth, he answered it. It was John Delaney. "I am afraid we have to terminate your contract by mutual consent" were the words he heard at the other end. "But I haven't managed the team yet" Dolan muttered, spitting out chicken wings in the process". "This is Trappetoni ?" said Delaney as he clenched Don Givens head between his thighs". Dolan hung up just as a familiar figure entered the room.....Quote:
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and it was none other than the ghost of bill shankly who grumbled at the way footballers had too much money these days and in his time they were seen but not heard.like children in fact. the other managers looked at each other and laughing,carried on their management shenanigans with phat dolan at the helm .in his mouth now was....
the leg of Robbie Keane on which he was gnawing. ANyone got some salt and vinegar he asked as the radio announced that the FAI had.......Quote:
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...amalgamated with....
the League of Unilateral Romboid Experts to become FAILURE.
which coincidentally was how the general hoi poli viewed them anyway.
their star eventually rose as a result of ........
...of a football match between Cork City and.....
Sligo Rovers,in which Roddy Collins and Pat Dolan were..........
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spying for international players but they decided they were all rubbish, especially...
...as not one of the players qualified to play for the Republic of Ireland and so Pat and Roddy got into a helicopter owned by....
Nick Leeson, who we all know is robbing money from...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
....his piggy bank but the helicopter couldn't take off because....
John Lester was on board,they were going on a scouting mission to Sligo to look at.........
The world class facilities they have there. Meanwhile back in...Quote:
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The Big Tree, Johnny Logan was again Serenading Dana's neither region this this with a rousing rendition of..................Quote:
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