[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

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Originally Posted by centre mid

linfield's new gear looks nice!

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The shorts look a bit tight...

Salma Hayek. She's Totty. Not Anti-Totty.

http://www.mexique-fr.com/salma-hayek/salma-hayek-8.jpg

http://fitsnews.files.wordpress.com/...alma-hayek.jpg

http://wallpapers.celebrityfun.info/..._Hayek4nvF.jpg

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

The shorts look a bit tight...

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Every bloody month I end up nominating you, how the feck do get to be so funny
POTM

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

Every bloody month I end up nominating you, how the feck do get to be so funny
POTM

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I'm not funny at all.

A friend of mine developed software that lets you pause an entire forum for six minutes (on foot.ie it just about gives you enough time to go through all the recent responses) - what you can then do is pick the better ones, and paste your handle over the original poster's one. Then when you unpause it, they see that you have already made the funny they were going to make, think to themselves "Fair play, beat me to it, great minds thing alike, must change this slow bathstud of a machine", and never realise that you just robbed their idea (indeed, on more than one occasion it was them that nominated me, chuffed with their own genius and certain that if it does well they can say "Well, I thought of it myself too, so it must be good.")

Anyway, I robbed the software from her. Seeing as this is totty watch, one of these might be her...
http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/s...llboston_1.jpg

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Originally Posted by centre mid

linfield's new gear looks nice!

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Christ, thats a bad photoshop job. Did someone actually get paid for that? My favourite bit is where they forgot the sleeve in the bottom right corner and just drew a bit of white instead

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Originally Posted by GavinZac

Christ, thats a bad photoshop job. Did someone actually get paid for that? My favourite bit is where they forgot the sleeve in the bottom right corner and just drew a bit of white instead

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Ha ha amateur job that, maybe the designer got bored/couldnt be arsed. Get a professional in!

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Originally Posted by GavinZac

Christ, thats a bad photoshop job. Did someone actually get paid for that? My favourite bit is where they forgot the sleeve in the bottom right corner and just drew a bit of white instead

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i was too busy looking at the totty, gaylord!

;) :D

http://www.flairtalent.com/model.asp?model=may

Maysoon Shaladi, new Big Brother housemate. She's amazing. :cool:

and I'd say she makes a mean ruby

Charlize Theron, co-star with Will Smith in Hancock.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...n1_300_400.jpg

Lads i've always wondered. What does the [NSFW] thing stand for????

Not Safe For Work.

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Originally Posted by rambler14

Lads i've always wondered. What does the [NSFW] thing stand for????

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Not Suitable/Safe For Work

New Sluts For eh, Watching

i always thought it was Not Suitable For W@nking :D ;)

or

Numerous Stunning Foxy Women

watching red eye at the moment, rachel mcadams is only gorgeous

Nubile Sexy Foreign Women... mostly foreign anyway.

Speaking of which. Cristiano's bird...

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/04(38).jpg

http://www.galeriashqiptare.net/albu...daGallardo.jpg

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/...2091450085.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ruben Sosa

Keep your hand's where we can see them ;)

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as you know from the drunk stories thread i only have the use of one at the moment, and sadly its the wrong one!!

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Originally Posted by GavinZac

Christ, thats a bad photoshop job. Did someone actually get paid for that? My favourite bit is where they forgot the sleeve in the bottom right corner and just drew a bit of white instead

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Is that a guy on the right?

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Originally Posted by Pauro 76

Nubile Sexy Foreign Women... mostly foreign anyway.

Speaking of which. Cristiano's bird..

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Apparently its his ex-bird. He suposedy got bored of her.

This reinforces the fact that he is a total prat

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...don-Judz0J.jpg
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/...1000037006.jpg

Soul singer Alicia Keys. When she has cornrows in her hair, not the Mae West. But when she looks good, she looks good!

[MOD EDIT: Don't post images this large on Foot.ie please. --adam]

http://www.aliciakey.in/images/alicia-keys-pic-2.jpg

http://snicka.com/blog/wp-content/up..._gallery_7.jpg

Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical 3. I really couldnt attempt to watch that film, but she's insanely cute.

http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/...ersonal0a4.jpg

http://www.eje-kidz.com/wp-content/u...sa_hudgens.jpg

http://alexseo.com/wp-content/upload...hudgens-hm.jpg


Not afraid to get them out for the camera too if you do a google search. Atta girl.

http://holdencaulfield.files.wordpre...ss-jane-01.jpg

Jenna Fisher (Pam) from the US Office.

Konnie Huq

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...huq_medium.jpg

Think she's one for the anti-totty deecay. Or else you just chose a horrible picture:D.

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Think she's one for the anti-totty deecay. Or else you just chose a horrible picture:D.

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What a r*****

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...EX_468x597.jpg

http://www.tvscoop.tv/konnie_huq.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/multime...500_25254t.jpg

More flattering pics of the very lovely Konnie Huq.

Apart from being a Longford Town fanatic what is the bould and lovely Konnie known for?

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Originally Posted by cheifo

Apart from being a Longford Town fanatic what is the bould and lovely Konnie known for?

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Being an ex presenter of Blue Peter. And here's one i made earlier.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/l/l.../love_guru.jpg

Jessica Alba from the recently released film LOVE GURU starring Ruben Sosa (on the left).

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Originally Posted by OwlsFan

Jessica Alba from the recently released film LOVE GURU starring Ruben Sosa (on the left).

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Ha!:D

Maria Verchenova

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/cc/fu...verchenova.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/36/fu...verchenova.jpg

More golf & puns...

Paula Creamer

http://hookedongolf.files.wordpress....1001_large.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/0/p/o/pa...mer_event2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/0/k/L/pa..._06lopez_6.jpg

Holy cow I've got to start watching more golf!!

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Originally Posted by pete

More golf & puns...

Paula Creamer

http://hookedongolf.files.wordpress....1001_large.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/0/p/o/pa...mer_event2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/0/k/L/pa..._06lopez_6.jpg

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Nice birdie.

More Golfers here:
Natalie Gulbis

http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/lpga/na...s_fhm2k6_1.jpg

Christie Kerr

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...LPaA7/610x.jpg

Carin Koch

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._kochgall2.jpg

Id have a go at Natalie's aul one ;

http://www.nataliegulbis.com/ASSETS/...348538C9/1.jpg

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Originally Posted by stojkovic

Id have a go at Natalie's aul one ;

http://www.nataliegulbis.com/ASSETS/...348538C9/1.jpg

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Holy Crap!:eek: I would like to be part of that sandwich!

Although I doubt thats her aul one. I checked and found that this is her aul one:

http://www.lpga.com/content/photos/S...tMom_300px.jpg

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Originally Posted by rambler14

Although I doubt thats her aul one. I checked and found that this is her aul one:

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and would you?:p