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Originally Posted by brianw82
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How do you know we're not taking the ****? Did I just blow your mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
Too true, a bit of humour at last! how will you market your team BSG? You now own a club & have been invited to be a godfather, ahem are u a godfather!!Quote:
Originally Posted by skitz3
Wo!! Hold on these jebus- a quarter of cobh want to go back MSL, their the baddies in the soap that is Cobh Ramblers:D:D
Sit in a pub and tell one bloke "we are an Irish club" and let the flawless progression of the Mindless Paddy Osmosis do the rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Com'on, get real! Convincing the most mindless, sheep-like, easily controlled by flashing lights nation on earth to follow a British soccer club is akin to pointing an alter boys hole at a priest and expecting him to say "what's that for?" Somethings require no effort.
The Orish soccer fan is natures greatest moron. Evolution's perfect lemming. He has no mind. He is a ****ed-robot who longs in his plastic hibernian heart to be an Essex Larger and Lime Boy going "Phorwhhhhh!" at something called 'crumpet'.
Matters not if the Irish soccer supporter is from the gaelic speaking regions of Donegal and can find no reason for an alarm clock without connecting it to a chunk of semtex, or the chattering classes of Foxrock - to reach that state of Albion Enlightment via a British soccer club is their heart's and soul's desire.
The British empire was built on their kind and they are what they will always be. Following (and I mean that in most literal sense) Man U or Liverpool or Sunderland is no different than dying for Queen and Country in some remote Hindustani Raj during the 19th century. It all the same thing.
MILLIONS of Paddys are born to be mindless sheep in the service of the Empire's Spirit. The melody of William Blake's "Jerusalem" is the frequency at which their central nervous system resonates. Thats the sound you would hear if you could listen inside their giant green leprecaurn hats.
Somethings are so natural and self-fullfilling they require no work. Marketing a British soccer club in Ireland is one of them. To be honest I am more worried about an asteroid from space hitting Pint O' Blackstuff Park than filling it with stupid Micks.
And yet... I've sat in pubs/ round tea at work and told people that we (Bohs) are an Irish club and nothing happens; what's the deal there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boh_So_Good
Are you pronouncing Oirish right?
Boh So Good I am wondering will you be chartering flights from Donegal, Galway and Knock airports to watch this new team? I think you would sell them out. Maybe Ryanair will sponsor them for you?;)
Of course....Quote:
Originally Posted by LeixlipRed
Say it while eating a packet of Walker Crisps, a copy of HELLO magazine under your arm and drinking a half of best Bitter paid for with coppers and they'll take every utterances from your mouth on world football in the same way the Jim Jones followers took the toxic cola at Jonestown.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofstan
You see, with Oirish soccer fans and Irish media, it's all about delivery and not content. The can't relate to Ireland and Irish culture. It's a foreign concept to them, they care more about Amy Winehouse getting herself sorted than the being Irish and wanting good things for Ireland. To them that is being Irish anyways.
This is why West Browmich Albion, Queens Park Rangers etc are Irish clubs and Bohs, Cork, Harps, Galway etc can never be Irish clubs.
The Irish government are promising their private jets and helicopters. They want Irish soccer to flourish and are trying to readdress the recent ERSI report that Irish soccer is underfunded and underresourced.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finlay Harp
All the parties in the Dail including Sinn Fein has offered their unconditional support to Identity Crisis FC.
This whole project is already running by itself. In the same way previous generations of Irish morons were lured in with flashing lights spelling out Leeds United such as Roddy Doyle, the current generation of Irish morons will be lured in with a box in the corner of their room with flashing light telling them to follow Identity Crisis FC.
It's been working since the simple Irish were exposed to multi-channel TV in the 1960's and the Irish as a people have only become more moronic, drunken and sheeplike, neglectful of their children and using TV as their babysitter since the days little Roddy Doyle placed his hands on the screen and went "daddy!"
To lock in this strategy, Identity Crisis Ambassadors will be handing out free crisps and Fanta to bored and neglected Irish children sitting in pubs on Sunday afternoons while their drunken parents in their Chelsea, Liverpool, Celtic and United jerseys dribble and belch beside them - the 'involved parents' who slur drunken comments at giant TV screens while the wee children tug on their "parents" Premiership replica jerseys mouthing "daddy, mammy we are tired...we want to go home" as the Orish soccer fans ignore them.
Identity Crisis FC, like Niall Quinn "are concerned about Irish children's Health and fitness" and like Sunderland will work to make sure that another generation of Irish children will enjoy soccer in Irish pubs on suday afternoons looking at big screen to the smell and sound of their Irish parents belching and endless four letter words in front of their own young kids.
We are a Irish family club at the end of the day. Until we get relegated from the Arkwright's Black Pudding and Suet Premierships and our Irish fans move onto QPR or whoever is the Irish club that week, then I'll shag off and start a chain of coffee shops or something.
and peversely a lot more Premiership "fans" are so bitter towards the LOI - which is even more sadder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ireland4ever
We have lives - it's actually going to grounds, supporting your LOCAL eL club week in, week out, through thin and even thinner - as opposed to staring at a massive screen whilst dribbling into a pint glass as you try to figure how to get the latest lot of curry stains out of your nice new Manchester Hotspurs or Liverpool United jersey.
Sure we don't all decide at the end of the season to ditch the Drogs jersey to go out and get a shiny new Bohs one because everyone else goes and follows them because they're the ones who start winning stuff...
Tis strange - because similar figures of Premiership support exist in Norway (80% of people there follow the Premiership) - but pick up a copy of Dagbladet, VG or Aftenposten (their main newspapers) - and you will only find small snippets on the Premiership - most of their football coverage is devoted to the Norwegian Premier Division and it's players.
And lo and behold - when you're over there - not only do you get the choice of watching many more Premiership games on TV than you do with Irish Broadcasters/Sky - but you also get THREE live Norwegian Premier Division games a week
Something mighty wrong there...
Concerns have been raised in the Irish media that a dangerous sect of so-called Irish football fans are planning a protest outside POTBS park before their next home game. The protesters are questioning the "Oirishness" of the club, and are planning on spoiling the day out of all the Irish football fans at POTBS park by raising banners like "Support your local football club". Naturally, this would disturb and confuse the loyal patrons of POTBS park, as indeed they ARE supporting their local Oirish football club. The views of these protestors are utterly wrong, and must not be given any coverage by any media.
I'm just wondering, Boh_so_good, what do you plan to do to keep such undesirables away from POTBS park?
Good luck boh-so- good you are doing great work.
The UCD A Championship side are in action against their U-18s in a jumpers for goalposts affair the same day. Should keep us all too busy to get over to protest :DQuote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
Think you need to define bitter, people aknowledge that the standard in the LOI is poor, thats not bitterness, its just the way it is. This suggest anything else is just comical. I dont know any premiership fan that doesnt enjoy seeing the likes of drogheda et al do well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Réiteoir
As for the Danish situation, it is hardly comparable. While im no expert on the Danish league it is obviously a decent enough standard. The Danish squads always have a hefty proportion of their players playing in their national league, in comparison its a novelty story when an irish manager gives the LOI a token jesture by including a LOI player in the squad.
A professional league in Ireland is just not a sustainable idea (Look at all the clubs in financial trouble at the moment) .All our best players will always travel to the UK if they are of a certain quality. Its just too easy for irish players to adapt to the premiership/english life, something that cant be said about anyother country including Denmark!
You see Denmark, he says Norway??
Not much of a difference really, same points applies to both.
Such a blithe unconcern with geographical exactitude goes some way towards explaining why people like the above can imagine there's Irish clubs in Britain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ireland4ever
This is one of my favourite threads ever.
That is all.
Ok but how will you be marketing your club:D .... keep this up and you might end up on MNSQuote:
Originally Posted by Boh_So_Good
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Originally Posted by LeixlipRed
What happens if there is a clash of gear! it might delay the kick off & the fine sent to Cobh Ramblers:D
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Originally Posted by lucanhoop87
If you really think it has nothing to do with quality, then you're living in Disneyland. It's a combination of other things as well though. Culturally, we are a lot closer to England than France is. We are bombarded with their media, be it TV, radio or newspapers. That's bound to rub off.
All of our best players go to England to play. Keane, Duff, Given, Dunne etc. How many of them played in the eL? None. Truth be told, any of the eL players who haven't gone to England would love to and those that did never made it. Can you really expect the public to buy the idea that the eL is what they should be supporting when the players would much rather be playing in England.
The quality thing does stand up in my book. The same Man U fan would not have started supporting United if they were a 4th Division team when he started supporting football. I find that 99.99% of English football supporters support their team for a logical reason; be it that the side was a good one when they started following football or that there is an Irish connection (I know Irish West Brom fans who follow them because of Giles, ditto Leeds, etc). However, once they are in for a penny they are in for a pound because through thick and thin they will stick with those teams. That's part of being a football fan.
I also don't buy the theory that Irish people just aren't interested in live football and if Man U played here every week people wouldn't go and watch them. LOI used to get massive crowds in the 50s and before that. However, when it became apparent that the LOI was light years behind other leagues, the crowds started to dwindle.
It makes me laugh when I read on here that 'barstoolers' know nothing about football. I know 'barstoolers' who have a tremendous knowledge of the game. Likewise, I know eL fans who know squat about the game (and vice versa).
Believe me, I love the eL and the thrill of live football. But if we can't acknowledge the reasons that people in this country support English football, then we are condemned to forever remain in the state we're in.
Depsite all that I had a good chuckle at the first post in this thread. Quality.
I think the biggest fallacy in the quality argument is the notion that your average stay-at-home Irish football fan can tell a good game from a bad one.
Except the English themselves who follow their team because they are local, not because they are good. That my friend is logic, not the tripe you just churned out.Quote:
Originally Posted by barney
I think a bigger fallacy is the one that you aquire some Giles-like footballing insight just because you go and watch your local team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheridan
If Andy "Unbelievable" Gray tells barstoolers they've just witnessed a great game they believe it. I mean just look at the effect it had when he started telling them the Premiership was the best league in the world, straight away without viewing another league they all went around repeating it, like sheep.
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Originally Posted by skitz3
Maybe the wording of my original post wasn't all that clear, but I meant Irish supporters of English football, not the English themselves (for whom locality is the biggest factor).
Well my wording was clear, the reason football is where it is today is because local fans went to see their local team. I have no problem with someone who wants to travel to England to see a team, so long as he'll also travel to Tolka, Richmond, RSC etc. aswell.Quote:
Originally Posted by barney
as entertaining as a 6-4 win at Santry! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lucanhoop87
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by barney
If you think Giles represents the apotheosis of footballing knowledge then you definitely need to broaden your horizons.
Do you really think that something which hasn't happened in 40+ years is likely to start happening now? If not, why not (and try to refrain from the 'sheep' argument)?Quote:
Originally Posted by skitz3
And my original post about why Irish people support English teams wasn't necessarily logic I agree with but, to me, that's how/why it happens. Very few of my mates support Chelsea coz they were muck when I was growing up. There will be a lot of Chelsea fans in years to come because they are successful right now. If Irish people don't start supporting the most successful sides in England then how do you explain the popularity of Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal over lower league clubs?
Giles is one of the finest footballing brains there is. I'm sure you might consider reading Jonathan Wilson books broadening your horizons and expanding your knowledge of the game but listen to what Giles says; its ingeniously simple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheridan
The support issue has nothing to do with quality; ask any Liverpool fan for the last few years ;) (joke!)
What it boils down to is this:
Supporting Irish clubs == Effort.
Supporting English clubs == No Effort.
And this is the Irish we're talking about, so we might as well give up now.
LOL I'll concede that point on Liverpool.Quote:
Originally Posted by amaccann
Seriously though, how do you explain the big crowds the GAA get? The big crowds the national team gets? The amount of supporters that travel over the water every week to watch English football? That all takes effort.
I don't buy the whole SKY TV/sheep thing either. I do think they have done a tremendous job marketing their product but long before they existed, English football was far more popular here than the domestic game. I had a mate growing up whose dad used to play LOI Premier Divison football but my mate never really went to watch them play. He had no interest in LOI football and this was before the Premiership existed. And he knows quite a lot about the game.
We can stick our heads in the sand and pretend that all the people who prefer English football are nothing but mindless sheep who know nothing about the game but the reality is somewhat different.
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Originally Posted by lucanhoop87
I support the Irish national team and I support my local team as well. Why can't I feel patriotic pride towards them? Or have you just assumed that I don't support my local side just because I've defended those that support English football over the domestic game?
I'm not too familiar with Austria to be honest. Does the majority of their national team play in the Bundesliga? Do the Austrians buy German papers, watch German TV?
Irish people do support English teams. You might think you have a monopoly on football support because you go and watch you local team but a lot of Irish people travel to England to watch games while the majority of those that don't have Sky Sports subscriptions and buy the replica shirts. A percentage of that money goes to the English club so, therefore, they are supporting them.
Really so every football fan in Ireland that supports English football has the exact same opinion about everything? Dear oh dear.
Yes they do - they think the LoI is "a bag of sh*te" and that the Premiership is the bestest best thing in the world ever and that Stevie G will never leave his beloved Liverpool AlbionQuote:
Originally Posted by barney
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Originally Posted by Réiteoir
LOL I hope you're trying to be funny.
i love the way we tink its just as Irish thing that everyone follows the PL ...seen an articule there recently (sorry cant remember where) with some guy giving out about the state of local soccer in Nigeria with no one interested in going to games because they only interested in the PL. anyone who has travelled across Asia or South America will see premiership on morning, noon and night with their only leagues floundering. I go to my clubs LOI games but will happily sit my arse on a barstool and watch PL games too ...dont see a problem in that
You fail to realise that bandwagons are the greatest event for the casual supporter. Bandwagons are always big events with big crowds so even if you lose you will feel you are part of something. The trick of the bandwagon is to convince yourself you are a real fan & that you really bleed for your team on the inside.
Can't speak for other countries but as a nation sport is really popular but live attendances are relatively small across all sports (few large GAA crowds does not change this). Just look at the amount of sport on Irish channels.
Are they that small relatively speaking? Not doubting what you are saying, just wondered if there are numbers to back that up. I was at a GAA qualifier earlier this year, dead duck of a game and 6,000+ were at it despite the result being a formality. Seems, relatively speaking, that's a decent crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by pete
It is easy to just dismiss people as bandwagoners, and there is an argument to do so, but you are simplifying it somewhat. Most people I know who support Premiership/English teams, and I'm talking lads who support everyone from Liverpool, United and Arsenal through to Spurs, Man City, Southampton, Leeds and Forest have done so for two decades. Some of those aren't exactly the bandwagons of glory-hunters.
Someone said earlier that your average 'barstooler' won't know a good game from a bad one and so the quality argument is null and void. Even if that was the case, and I don't believe it is, you don't need an in-depth knowledge of football to see that if all your international players play in a foreign league and all the players in your domestic competition would give their left arm to play in that foreign league or the tier below it, that the quality in that foreign league is infinitely better.