Ground rules for a Awful XI
There seems to be two schools here - one promulgating the evil of the "One (or two) Cap Wonders" and one which suggests that you really ought to have been consistently bad for Ireland, some seem to take the attitude that if you ever screwed up, you earn your place, which covers almost every Irish player in the past 128 years, never mind 28. Might I suggest we have some rules on a selecting a seriously bad Irish XI.
1. All players must have played in 10 accreditted games for the full senior international team during the period described, and their efforts in that period alone count towards their lack of example for Ireland.
2. Their badness must be divided out over ALL their games (no "John Aldridge from 1986 to 1989").
3. Their badness must be for the full senior international team - no amount of valiant efforts for their club, U21s or the B team may count towards their badness, nor vice versa in argument.
4. Teams should be in the national formation, and players named must have played in those positions at least once
This unfortunately would rule out Paul Butler, Mickey Evans and a host of deserving players, but they may have the consolation of being examples of the single worst performances ever hosted by an Irish jersey.
My selection, under these rules:
GK Alan Kelly (34 caps)
RB Maybury (10)
LB Fleming (10)
CB Babb (35)
CB Kernaghan (26) - According to Wiki, currently youth coach at Rangers - is this a first?
RM McGoldrick (15)
LM O'Shea (45 - played there for one of the Swiss games I think)
CM Carsley (36)
CM Kennedy (34)
FW Doherty (36)
FW Coyne (22)
As you can see, they are almost exclusively from the post 1988 period, probably because I couldn't tell good from bad as well as a kid and they were all heroes in my eyes.