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Could you find someone down in Queenstown who could translate this to English for you, and then post it here so we all could understand it?Quote:
Originally posted by Rambler 4ever
because our chairman dosent care bout our club unlike yours if it was billy woods injured by zico i bet ya he wood have done something bout it he seems to put his oney in the right place.. is john o flynn your best player
Oddboy, I've leant the basics of Queenstown English... allow me...
"because our chairman dosent care bout our club unlike yours if it was billy woods injured by zico i bet ya he wood have done something bout it he seems to put his oney in the right place.. is john o flynn your best player"
'Mr. Lennox is a fine chairman, commited to Cork City and it's fans. We are envious because our chairman is far less efficient. Our comparative uselessness has nothing then to do with the fact that you're a bigger club. It's purely down to our shambolic chairman. As an example of the difference in standards between our two chairmen please allow me to highlight the recent controversial challenge by one of Cork City's players, Woods, on our own player 'Zico' Hastings. Hastings was badly injured by the despicable villian that is Woods yet our chairman has taken no action, no retalitory violence such as that which the majority of our fans threaten on the internet has been promised. If the situation was reversed Mr. Lennox would already have dipped into his vast wealth and hired Colin Farrell, Vin Diesel and Jean-Claude Van Damme to carry out a gangland style execution of our player. We can't understand why our chairman won't do this!!! On a side note, I would like to enquire as to whether the one you call John O'Flynn is your best player. I like sheep.'
Now oddboy, that's pretty much a perfect translation from Queenstown English to The Queens English (slk's speechwriter - damn I'm gonna get fired for that one) and I hope it will be of some use to you!
Excellent.Quote:
Originally posted by sadloserkid
Oddboy, I've leant the basics of Queenstown English... allow me...
Now oddboy, that's pretty much a perfect translation from Queenstown English to The Queens English (slk's speechwriter - damn I'm gonna get fired for that one) and I hope it will be of some use to you!
You are scholar and a gentleman, SLK.:D
Splendid SLK, simply splendid, you must be commended for your superb translating proficiency. Jolly good.Quote:
Originally posted by sadloserkid
Now oddboy, that's pretty much a perfect translation from Queenstown English to The Queens English (slk's speechwriter - damn I'm gonna get fired for that one) and I hope it will be of some use to you!
Cheers for your kind words gentlemen, I aim to please with my meagre gifts... I was just glad that I could be of service! :cool:
ye all sound like faggots!
How did that get through the asterisks test, should it not have come up as "ye all sound like *******!"Quote:
Originally posted by Cobh Ramblers
ye all sound like faggots!
Anyway .... tis better than being a Rambler and thats for sure !! :D
thats the hammer ramblers...
ha ha nice one boy
Even if I was homosexual what exactly would be the problem? Homophobia rears it's ugly head in Queenstown folks, where bestiality is ok but homosexuality apparently is not... :rolleyes:
And you'd think they would welcome it openly .... it is a good form of birth control, sure it is like the Grand Prix with all the prams down there :DQuote:
Originally posted by sadloserkid
Even if I was homosexual what exactly would be the problem? Homophobia rears it's ugly head in Queenstown folks, where bestiality is ok but homosexuality apparently is not... :rolleyes: