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13/06/2007, 1:19 PM
Steve Bruce

Tom Cruises film 'War of the Worlds' Was very bad.
Harry Potter - Prisoner of Askzeban(the first and last HP film I'll ever watch)
Wimbledon - A truely awefull film.

Oh and Nicolas Cage rules.
13/06/2007, 1:26 PM
Lionel Ritchie

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Originally Posted by jebus

Thats True Romance and Christian Slater you're thinking of, and on both counts of Jesus weeping for them you're wrong!! :)

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

You're right of course about the worlds most expensive Jack Nicholson impersonator Christian Slater in True Romance.

How could I forget the pert nubile young Patricia Arquette in that? How'd it end by way? I dragged myself clean out of the room and only realised much later when I woke up on the back lawn. :eek::D
13/06/2007, 1:26 PM
carrickharp

Had the misfortune to watch Final Descent last night waste of a few hours:mad: (no wonder I never heard of it!). Also there is usualy a p1ss film on flights to the US, well the past few flights they have been poor.

Rancid now there is another poor show no wonder Extravison are selling it for �2.50 (they give you the money to take it!)
13/06/2007, 1:29 PM
anto1208

there is a lot of crap out there we need to make a check list so people can avoid wasting there time

1. If it star's Nic Cage put it back on the shelf .
2.If a black man is dressing as a fat woman (nutty proffesor big momma's house ) put it back .
3. Directed by Micheal Mann

feel free to add
13/06/2007, 1:32 PM
lofty9

Not into Spielberg bashing but I remembered watching AI in America on its opening night and my wife and I were the only two people left in the cinema with 20mins of the film to go. I still had to finish my large cola and popcorn though. I never seen so many people get worked up about a film afterwards.
13/06/2007, 1:33 PM
Dodge

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Originally Posted by anto1208

there is a lot of crap out there we need to make a check list so people can avoid wasting there time

3. Directed by Micheal Mann

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics
13/06/2007, 1:37 PM
Steve Bruce

Superman was rubbish to
13/06/2007, 1:42 PM
gustavo

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Originally Posted by John83

Ha! Tony Scott hasn't made a passable film in years.

Seconded.

Man on Fire was decent I thought.
13/06/2007, 1:43 PM
carrickharp

Ploto Nash :eek:
13/06/2007, 1:47 PM
John83

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Originally Posted by Dodge

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics

Maybe he was thinking of Michael Bay?
13/06/2007, 1:59 PM
BohsPartisan

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Originally Posted by gustavo

Man on Fire was decent I thought.

:eek:

One that the Mrs brought home, wanted to throw my shoe at the telly.
13/06/2007, 2:10 PM
jebus

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Originally Posted by John83

Ah now, it's hardly fair to blame her for The Phantom Menace

True, but she does have Pirates 1 and to a lesser extent Love Actually included in her win column through no doing of her own, so I think its a valid bad Keira movie
13/06/2007, 2:14 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

4. Every single movie Nicholas Cage has ever appeared in.

Even Con Air?:eek:
13/06/2007, 2:16 PM
noby

Especially Con-Air.
13/06/2007, 2:17 PM
First

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Even Con Air?:eek:

Great movie , but only because of Steve Buscemi and John Malcovich(sp).
13/06/2007, 2:22 PM
sligoman

I love that film. Buscemi is great in that.
13/06/2007, 2:23 PM
tetsujin1979

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Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

Think that's Honeymoon in Vegas
13/06/2007, 2:42 PM
the 12 th man

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Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

I'm thinking of the Cage one where he keeps going on about his fcuking Snakeskin coat. Possibly had Laura Dern in it.

Wild at Heart.

I like Nicholas Cage-looks like I'm in the minority.
13/06/2007, 3:13 PM
anto1208

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Originally Posted by John83

Maybe he was thinking of Michael Bay?

I am i all ways make that mistake , all these white guys look the same

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodge

Are you for real?

Mann's one of the best directors there is! Heat, Manhunter, The Insider, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral

Haven't seen Miami Vice but I've seen the rest of his films and there's not a bad film there but a couple of all time classics

I was thinkign of Micheal Bay , But callateral thats the jamie fox and tom cruise one ?? If so ****ing awfull
13/06/2007, 3:28 PM
Paulie

Even though it's from the early 80's I have to mention Gorky Park as I just saw it recently. For some reason I had it in my head it was supposed to be a pretty decent movie. Utter tripe.
13/06/2007, 3:51 PM
Paddy Garcia

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Originally Posted by the 12 th man

I like Nicholas Cage-looks like I'm in the minority.

Maybe he is thinking of Nicholas Lyndhurst.
13/06/2007, 4:00 PM
Wolfie

Didn't have the pleasure of seeing all of these.

Godzilla (1998)
Hudson Hawk
Jaws 4 - The Revenge - .........(Featured a stalking Shark)
Look Whose Talking Now
Batman and Robin
13/06/2007, 4:00 PM
the 12 th man

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Originally Posted by Paulie

Even though it's from the early 80's I have to mention Gorky Park as I just saw it recently. For some reason I had it in my head it was supposed to be a pretty decent movie. Utter tripe.

Not a bad movie for 1983 imo.Bound to look dated at this stage.
13/06/2007, 4:14 PM
finlma

There's too many to chose from. For me though it has to be all those crappy comdey by numbers films staring Will Ferrell or Owen Wilson - what a load of tripe they are.

Smokin Aces if horrific.
Matrix 2 & 3
13/06/2007, 4:30 PM
NeilMcD

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Originally Posted by pete

Magnolia is very heavy but not a bad movie. It is however not your popcorn type movie.

I would not go so far to say its a bad movie but I never got the whole Donie Darko thing (too much hype?) eventhough I usually like movies like that...

I will however nominate every Eddie Murphy movie since Beverly Hills Cops. How many times can you dress up as woman? :eek:

I loved Magnolia thought it was one of the best films I have ever seen. Soundtrack is great also.
13/06/2007, 6:42 PM
Poor Student

Worst film I ever had the displeasure of seeing in the cinema was 'Dude, where's my car?'. 'Fortress' with Christopher Lambert is bad film I enjoy watching for some reason.:confused:
13/06/2007, 7:07 PM
Kildare Lad

Oceans Twelve was terrible.
I saw some film today on sky family or something...about an island and there were these "giant ants" and carmen electra was in it? Well anyway, it has got to be the worst made film i have ever seen.
Epic movie is also crap
13/06/2007, 7:22 PM
pineapple stu

Few of us went to see Syriana there last year. Was fairly glad when yer man beside me asked me what had been happening for the past half hour, cos I was hoping I wasn't the only one completely lost. Ends with the revelation that someone is Canadian just before he's blown up. I want those two and a half hours back.
13/06/2007, 8:08 PM
sligoman

In fairness, Nicholas Cage is a very good actor.
13/06/2007, 8:09 PM
Dodge

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Originally Posted by sligoman

In fairness, Nicholas Cage is a very good actor.

Must have the worst agent in the world so...

Way too much tripe on his CV. Some interesting stuff there too though
13/06/2007, 9:47 PM
Risteard

The Village should be omitted, if only for the stabbing scene.
13/06/2007, 11:13 PM
BohsPartisan

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Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Few of us went to see Syriana there last year. Was fairly glad when yer man beside me asked me what had been happening for the past half hour, cos I was hoping I wasn't the only one completely lost. Ends with the revelation that someone is Canadian just before he's blown up. I want those two and a half hours back.

Aww no, Syriana was class. Its not that hard to follow. Were you drunk?
14/06/2007, 12:04 AM
cheifo

I hate films that think their good but are really manipulative patronising ****e like In America and A time to kill.Oh yeh and The English Patient.Anybody ever see Seinfeld episode devoted to taking the p*** out of it
BTW Raising Arizona is amazing.
14/06/2007, 8:15 AM
First

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Originally Posted by Risteard

The Village should be omitted, if only for the stabbing scene.

Have to agree there , it was on RTE last night and I kept timimg it to tune in when I thought this scene was coming on. It is brilliantly done.

Its pretty similiar to M Night Sayalman's (sp/) other movie Signs , where the Alien is caught on camera during the kids party. Class scene.
14/06/2007, 8:20 AM
Dodge

Damn it, it was actually Signs I wanted to nominate!

Village is poor too though
14/06/2007, 8:28 AM
Lionel Ritchie

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Originally Posted by Dodge

Must have the worst agent in the world so...

Way too much tripe on his CV. Some interesting stuff there too though

Just on Cage again ...I'll safely nominate his remake of Wicker Man despite not having seen it.

Does anyone throw him an Uzi as they're about to set him alight or does he get to shout "killing me won't bring back your apples" in his inimitable "style".
14/06/2007, 8:34 AM
Wolfie

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Originally Posted by Dodge

Damn it, it was actually Signs I wanted to nominate!

Village is poor too though

Signs!! Good call. Terrible Film.
14/06/2007, 1:12 PM
shakermaker1982

Ocean's 12
Millions - Danny Boyle kids movie

Lionel - I loved Bad Boys!!!!
14/06/2007, 1:15 PM
jebus

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Originally Posted by shakermaker1982

Lionel - I loved Bad Boys!!!!

So did I, just didn't want to be the first to say it!! :D
14/06/2007, 1:20 PM
shakermaker1982

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Originally Posted by jebus

So did I, just didn't want to be the first to say it!! :D

Mike Lowrey!!!!

I might have to watch it this weekend.

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