jaysus i know they called ye the fifa two but you didnt have to take it literally GarethQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
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jaysus i know they called ye the fifa two but you didnt have to take it literally GarethQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
1. You have to take one for the team every now and again...
2. Look Gareth, I'm not going to stand here spelling all day. You're going to need a dictionary to keep with me. Ok?
And the other bloke says:Quote:
Originally Posted by superfrank
"Thank Jaysus it's not having to take one from the team"
Picture 2 - "I'm wrecked. I've been up all night trying to think of a caption for that foot.ie thread"
:D Good stuff. I knew Rico was a Foot.ie memberQuote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
it is six not sex that is written on my back
Winner gets first call on smacking him in the mouth.
"You see John, I can write all you know about football on the palm of my hand"
"and this stickman, here on my hand, he would be a better hairdresser than whoever looks after you"
"How much are you paying yourself again John?"
"...minus €200 for the haircut, leaves you with....€12.83 for promoting the league next season."
and thats what they mean when the call you a w**ker
"give me a second there to take this down for the lads back in FIFA..... VENABLES!!!!"
"Can you believe those proles believed me when I said I didn't know what was happening at Heysel"
Well you're a little bundle of sunshine aren't you? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Lim till i die
Plantini is an absolute fetid pile of $hite and I just like taking every opportunity to point that out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerry The Saint
Same goes for Kenny "I was asleep" Dalglish :rolleyes: :mad:
"Look, here's San Marino and here's you and your entourage"
'and that's what they mean when they say "liverpool" and "victim culture"'Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerry The Saint
"Do you know zis guy Dunphy? He called me a poof back in ninezeen eigtzy four"
"If you don't shut the f**k up John I'm going to stop stabbing myself in the hand and start stabbing you in the neck"
"... and we'll stick England in with Croatia again and send the Nordies to Bratislava"
Given they look like two mischevious schoolboys, it can only be...
'... and look, I've drawn all spunk coming out the top!'
Why does Platini talk like a German :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by stojkovic
As for the caption:
"The job isn't very popular is it ??"
"Hey John, look at my lovely handwriting"
"WORLD Class Manager you said, John!!! Very good, very good - I'll have to write that one down"
"Oh......Silly ME!....I thought it said HUNT! "
"You've never heard of him? Here, I'll write it down - H-O-D-G-S-O-N"
37 football fans of various nationalities, none of whom were from Liverpool IIRC are murdered by Scousers, and you think a man from Limerick is suffering from some kind of Liverpool victim complex as a result?!?! :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperDave
This is what they mean when they say "steaming heap of garbage of a" and "post" :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperDave
"I Think you'll be able to get this much in your pay rise next year....Oh Ive run out of space on my hand just add a few more zero's you get the gist"
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...ge_468x269.jpg
Stephen: "Wanna lift mate?"
"No thanks I'll wait for the bus"
"Honestly, I'm telling you mate, I was trying to wash my red car and this one at the same time..."
"Welcome to Man City TV's Pimp My Ride"
"It was my granny's dying wish...."
''DaddyDick on tour''
"Hey Dustin, wanna pluck?"
Pink Rover, Pink Rover, Earth Calls Stephen; over.
"It's Because I Can"
Stop laughing at me, it's not a wig it's all natural... stop it... stop it... I'll never play tiddly winks with you again you big bully.
"does my hair look long in this?"
i'm the only gay in the village