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....used to do when......Quote:
Originally Posted by Flea
and you were doing so well
Ive taken out my avant garde humour for you, now you can return to blabbing similar muck just more simple humour like why did the chicken cross the road... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
...cause he wanted to...*cough* what a useless thread this is *cough* :rolleyes:
...see what happened to his ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flea
......Scuba diving suit,he bought in.........Quote:
Originally Posted by jorge
.......Tesco for €2.99, but he found out later that it was......Quote:
Originally Posted by D2 Red
...a Russian made sex aid which twisted his........
`melon...... man... which was so 1990's and he realised he was backdated which was a shame because.....
...nevermind cantelope, honeydew is the money melon in much the same way as...Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
.........the Watermelon is the liquid fruit, but at the same time driving to the Moon on a pork chop without a coat can be......Quote:
Originally Posted by Magoo
...quite suffocating because the atmosphere is, well, non-existent on the way, but research has shown...Quote:
Originally Posted by onenilgameover
.....that if you hold your breath after eating a can of beans, you can.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Magoo
..........finish reading "the philosopical works of Damien Richardson" which elongates.........Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
....his tallywhacker, which gets in the way of...........Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
...spoonfeeding a giraffe which...Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
...isn't advisable whilst sober never mind whilst under the influence of strong drink and...
:D PP
coke that was bought from Robbie Fowler's....Quote:
Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
...local shop at 99p a two-litre bottle with...
:ball: PP
(Phew - legal action averted... :D PP )
.....two straws for good measure to use as........Quote:
Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
...paddle's as you row down a small soda ravine on your way to....Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
...pick up your first pay cheque from your job as a...Quote:
Originally Posted by onenilgameover
... private dancer, a dancer for money, and any old...
.......Iron,any old iron,any any any old.......Quote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
....any old Iron! not just any old iron will get these wrinkles out of my nice new jacket that I intend to wear at tonight's....Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
Fancy dress party where everyone has to come looking like a...Quote:
Originally Posted by onenilgameover
.....Character from the film...Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
Lesbien Lovers Who Lick....Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
....Each others ice pops,after a quick.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
game of trivial pursuit played under intense...Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
humidity which made them...
fart, which was fine until one of them followed through because........Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
........there was no toilet paper around, but luckily there was an evening Herald so they......Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
.........Wiped their arse all over Aiden Coughlans teenage kicks article and threw it.....Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
... at keith duffy because..
......he cant sing and he cant act but that man can certainly.....Quote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
... do an excellent impression of roddy collins riding a....Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
.....Donkey into town to kill the....Quote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
.. time waiting for Home and Away...
.....to start so he can see if.....Quote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac