"You can be my wing man anytime" :eek:
For pure cheese:
"Nobody puts baby in the corner" :D
All round family fun:
"Just keep swimming swimming swimming, just keep swimming......."
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"You can be my wing man anytime" :eek:
For pure cheese:
"Nobody puts baby in the corner" :D
All round family fun:
"Just keep swimming swimming swimming, just keep swimming......."
you left out the best of the lot !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neish
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The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a ****ing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm****ing around? I'm not ****ing around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! ****ing mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its ****ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy ****?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...
Fluck you Hans Blix
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Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.
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And from the same movie
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
The Empire Strikes Back
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..
Luke: He told me enough!He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No.......... I am your father.
(Den den den den den den den den den den!)
Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Nooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
The business! :D
"The suspense is terrible, I hope it lasts"
Its in willy wonka. said it to someone earlier at work when we were waiting for the birthday girl to come out to see her cake.
Originally for Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Ernest
I work with and have worked with south africans so as soon as i first meet them i always say this:
"diplomatic immunity, its just been revoked"
quality i love that line.
[QUOTE=Conor74]Bladerunner quotes?
Wake up! Time to die!"
I have seen things...you people would not believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark...near the Tannhauser gate. All these moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain. And now...time to die.
That has to be the greatest quote ever, no arguments just simply the best monologue in a film and you left the best bits out!
Aparently half of it was done out of script.
Every dog has his day.
" I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty ****ed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
Lester Burnham: When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.
Ricky Fitts: That sucks.
Lester Burnham: No, actually it was great. All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a ****ing prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
ye are all just copying and pasting!!! if its your favourite it should come straight from your head!!!
gustavo good film that american beauty
aha heh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Conor74
well these are all off the top of my head and then get the right text to copy so its accurate!
We're just lazy ;)
Best part from Life Of Brain. Man am I tired after typing all this out ;)
PONTIUS PILATE:
...Make one large living awea. Ahh.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar.
PILATE:
Hail.
CENTURION:
Only one survivor, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. Thwow him to the floor.
CENTURION:
What, sir?
PILATE:
Thwow him to the floor.
CENTURION:
Ah.
[whump]
BRIAN:
Aagh!
PILATE:
Hmm. Now, what is your name, Jew?
BRIAN:
'Brian', sir.
PILATE:
'Bwian', eh?
BRIAN:
No, no. 'Brian'.
[slap]
Aah!
PILATE:
Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.
CENTURION:
Has what, sir?
PILATE:
Spiwit.
CENTURION:
Yes. He did, sir.
PILATE:
No, no. Spiwit, siw. Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do.
CENTURION:
Oh. Ahh, about eleven, sir.
PILATE:
So, you dare to waid us.
BRIAN:
To what, sir?
PILATE:
Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
[slap]
BRIAN:
Aaah!
CENTURION:
Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir?
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Thwow him to the floor again, sir?
PILATE:
Oh, yes. Thwow him to the floor, please.
BRIAN:
Aah!
[whump]
PILATE:
Now, Jewish wapscallion.
BRIAN:
I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
PILATE:
A Woman?
BRIAN:
No, no. Roman.
[slap]
Aah!
PILATE:
So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?
BRIAN:
He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
PILATE:
Weally? What was his name?
BRIAN:
'Nortius Maximus'.
CENTURION:
Ahh, ha ha!
PILATE:
Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir.
PILATE:
Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
CENTURION:
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
PILATE:
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
BRIAN:
Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Aaah! Eh.
PILATE:
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Wight! Take him away!
CENTURION:
Oh, sir, he-- he only--
PILATE:
No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
CENTURION:
Yes, sir. Come on, you.
GUARD #4:
Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...
PILATE:
I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
GUARD #1:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
...Dickus?
GUARD #1:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name...
'Biggus'...
GUARD #3:
[chuckle]
PILATE:
...'Dickus'?
GUARD #1 and GUARD #2:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
GUARDS:
[laughing]
PILATE:
Stop! What is all this?
GUARDS:
Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...
PILATE:
I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
He wanks as high as any in Wome! :D
"He peed on my rug, man..."
took me a min to remember that one, there seems to be a lot from the big lebowski, i wasnt to gone on that tbh
"I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; or they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy sh!t they don't need. We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very p!ssed-off."
Lots of other cool quotes in the film, but this monologue is class
sorry if this has already been posted:
"your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
and of course
"Im sean Thornton"
You want a toe?
Best work by far from Joel Cohen but then again he's done feck all besides bar Toy Story
Also Just Dropped In by Kenny Rogers is class in the 'bowling' trip scene.
"We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival."
Technically isn't the majority of that film a monologue.Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Considering Brad Pitt's character doesn't actually exist..
there is always one... :rolleyes:Quote:
Technically isn't the majority of that film a monologue.
For great quotes look no further than Brodie in 'Mallrats'. I just love the gags about cousin Walter.
Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gill: Well, did he cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
From 'Chasing Amy', great humour here as Hooper (who is African Amercian) is giving a speech about minorities in comics, starts to get agitated especially by Jason Lee's character Banky
HOOPER
(holds up comic)
Now my book, `White-Hating Coon',
doesn't have any of that bull****. The
hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a
descendant of the black tribe that
established the first society on the
planet, while all you European mother
****ers were still hiding in caves and
****, all terrified of the sun. He's a
strong role model that a young black
reader can look up to, `Cause I'm here
to tell you - the chickens are comin'
home to roost, ya'll: the black man's
no longer gonna play the minstrel in
the medium of comics and Sci-
Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real,
and we're gonna get respect -
by any means necessary!
During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up
front.
HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bull****! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!
Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment
HOOPER
Who said that?!?
HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.
HOOPER
**** Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
******! Always some white boy gotta
invoke `the holy trilogy'! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this ****. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.
BANKY
What's a Nubian?
HOOPER
Shut the **** up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that ****. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the ****ing universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood
the Death Star. Now what the **** do
you call that!
BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!
HOOPER
Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote `safe' for white
folks.
HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.
HOOPER
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!
BANKY
Well isn't that true!
I was just saying. Go off an bother Babysis ffs.....Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
excellent excellent film. Also made me hate that muthafcuker Ben Affleck so bad, anyway what an anti hero that sarcastic guy is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nempton
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
ok this is my last one i promise!
from dumb and dumber
Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling.
i think it was pauline kael who said "if you dont like godfather part II then fúck you". well for me it's "if you dont like dumb and dumber then fúck you" .
gustavo well fcuken said.here here.Quote:
i think it was pauline kael who said "if you dont like godfather part II then fúck you". well for me it's "if you dont like dumb and dumber then fúck you" .
thats a special feeling alright!!!
" in vino veritas" :cool:
Sylvo, one for you and big sis:
"And in the morning, im making Waffles" :D
Best film ever made, best line by a donkey :p
Best line by a cat:
"you capitalist pig dog"
Im sure its been mentioned before so here it is "Say hello to my little friend"
Heres an other one,I forgot the bit before it "p-p-y right there" by Shooter and "Happy the gold jacket is yours Shooter gona choke" :D ,well i found it halarius.