Shels are filth !!
Shels are filth !!
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Shels are filth !!
Shels are filth !!
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!Quote:
Originally Posted by A face
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!
Now fúck off down the country,
I can't take the smell.
You're an idiot, and a bitter 12 year old girl in disguise!!
To the cadbury's Roses tune:
Thank you very much for paying your taxes
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
at a cup game against Kilkenny "City" (tune of go west i seem to recall)
"A town! And you'll always be!
A town! and you'll always be!"
etc...
The full thing is here and sung to the "Think you're a big club, you're having a laugh" type tuneQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Don't get injured, you won't get paid
Don't get injured, you won't get paid
Don't play for Rovers, you won't get paid
Don't play for Rovers, you won't get paid
Don't support Rovers, you won't get laid
Don't support Rovers, you won't get laid
At Portadown, 'Jesus supports you, you're having a laugh' was sung because one of their stands has "Jesus Says Come On Portadown" written in BIG writing on top of it.
I assume everyone knows the 'Kilkoyne is my hero' chant for Rovers.
Probably the best response ever to a chant in the League of Ireland was when Cork City sang to Kilkenny City:
'Going down, Going down, Going down'
Kilkenny Fans responded with:
'So Are We, So Are We, So Are We !!!'
:D :D Classic.
Wasnt that UCD and Bray who sang that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
Wish we could claim a quality chant like that, but no can do, I'm afraid!
Guess you're just left claiming a government grant so?
<Troy leaves himself wide open for a similar smartarsed response :o >
Keep those inter-dublin big school rivalries away from foot.ie. Just cos you defected to Trinity...Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy.McClure
"Did you get your Junior Cert?" (tune of 'Bread of Heaven')
:rolleyes: UCC bigwig thinks he's great :D all coz he's not in our club :pQuote:
Originally Posted by pete
Back on topic for a sec
"Are you small or far away" to Digger and small people in general :D
"Old bald man he ain't what he used to be..."
To Fran Carter initially whenever he got the ball (until he got sent off :p )...then Doolin (Old bald manager) then anyone bald really. Petty but a good Simpsons tune!
In Tolka in the first game - Paul Doolin sneaks by and to the back of the stand to scout...we go 1-0 up..."Are you watching Paul Doolin?!" :p Even he had to laugh at our twisted bitterness! :)
Dosen't matter who sang it,it's an absolute cracker. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
maybe kilkenny did as well, but I definitely remember galway united fans singing that at the crossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bad Bob
Last year to Paul Osam (but can be used for any old codgers)
Paul Osam is nearly forty
I think his hair is going grey
He'll be on the pension shortly
Oh how he longs for yesterday
I remember one to Cobh a few years back
There's only one Donal Golden
He was **** so we sold him
He gets the ball
He does **** all, etc
To the tune of Country Roads:
**** off Home Ollie Byrne ,
To the place you belong,
Mountjoy Prison,
Aisle 7
**** off home Ollie Byrne,
Bohs were playin Shels the same night we were playin at home (forget who it was against) but we needed Bohs to win for us to qualify for europe i think and we were all singin " Bohs till half nine, i'm bohs till half nine"
I've enjoyed reading this thread, some people come up with some wisecracks- deadly! :D keep it going!
Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,
Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,
Give ‘em an M
Give ‘em an E
Give ‘em a T
Give ‘em a H
Give ‘em a A
Give ‘em a D
Give ‘em a O
Give ‘em a N
Give ‘em a E
Give 'em M E T H A D O N E !!
[SIZE=1]Dont bother about the clean needles either[/SIZE]
:p
A song we had last season:
Tell all the Bohs you know,
Robbie Doyle is better than Crowe,
Simon Webb is a c**t,
Ozo's better than Hunt,
And you'll never win 2 in a row,
Another song:
Brian Kerr's a hero,
He wears a Patrick's cap,
When Jayo went to Poland Brian Kerr said he was crap
He started off with Morrison who's scored more than Jayo
Go back to $helbourne F.C., **** off Pinnochio,
Song to rovers
Here's one for Shels:
CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
or
SCUM SCUM SCUM
Yeah,completely agree i delighted i started this thread now and nobody taking any offense(so far),keep it going lads.Another one Shels sing to Bohs,Modified for the new seasonQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Tell all the Bohs you know
That now we have Jayo and Crowe
Weso's better than Hunt
Gareth Farrelly's a ****
And they'll never win two in a row
There was also one like the "Homeless hoops" one that they sang to Bohs
"Bohs brought 13 fans to Belarus" was the first line and then something about a minibus i think maybe we can get another fan to complete the verse
I was at a Bohs and Rovers game once and the Bohs fans sang something like
1 na na na na na
2 na na na na
3 na na na na na
4 na na na na
5 na na na na na
6 na na na na
7 na na na na na
8 na na na na
9 na na na na na
10 na na na na
11 na na na na na
12 na na na na
13 na na na na na
14 na na na na
15 na na na na na
16 long years since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
16 long years since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
Classic :D
City played Shels on the last day of the season about 5 years ago. Shels needed a point to win the league and Bohz needed to beat Kilkenny and hope we beat Shels, so we sang a similar "Bo-az 'til full time, we'reBo-az 'til full time". It was a sweet sweet moment when we won :)Quote:
Bohs were playin Shels the same night we were playin at home (forget who it was against) but we needed Bohs to win for us to qualify for europe i think and we were all singin " Bohs till half nine, i'm bohs till half nine"
Might aswell add our names to that list,sang it against pats a few years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Éanna
In the same game,it was at the same time that the farmers were protesting up in dublin in their tractors.Pats sang "You can stick your fcuking tractors up your arse" to which we replied;
"You can stick your fcuking needles up your arms"
"Did you ever meet your daddy in a pub"
"Atleast we own our tractors"
"2-0 to the tractor boys"
Think we are pretty original in that we are the only club to have a chant praising sponge-bob square pants.
"Theres only one sponge bob square pants,
only one sponge bob square pants,
he scores with ease,he does a trapez,
walking in a pair of square pants"
Think derry's "Randy Brandywell" is the best do
Song for City Chairman Briab Lennox: (to tune of Chelseas Abra-mo-vich"
"Who needs Abramovich, Brian sells lots of chips..."
"Who needs Abramovich, Brian sells lots of chips..."
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
:D :D
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Rangers in disguise, your Rangers in disguise,
We know you are we're sure you are, you're Rangers in disguise
:p :D :D
I fcuking wish :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bosco
They were singing them at the mons fans the last game.AndQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
'You only sing when your wining'
'You only sing when your wining'
which was true for the mons fans.
"sing when you're cheating" is a regular against shels
What did you think of our almost rapid response after the goal EannaQuote:
Originally Posted by Éanna
"City,it wasn't over the line"
That's what i mean when i say we are ahead of premiersh*t fans.
To $hels
School in the morning
you've got school in the morning......
To Harps
You are a culchie, a smelly culchie
you're only happy on market day
you're grounds a cowshed, you're fans are inbreds
you're only sheepshaggers from Ballybofey
You only sing when your farming
General
When Gareth goes marching down the wing the wing the wing,
when Gareth goes marching down the wing the wing the wing,
when Gareth goes marching down the wing the Brandywell Pride will begin to sing,
we all know that Gareths gonny score
You only sing when you're farming :D :D Priceless!! :D
Most of the songs on this thread are changes of English club songs, so not sure it proves that we're way ahead of them.
i could ave sworn i've heard supporters over here copying that song liverpool were singing last night, the fields of anfield road ! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Macy
To Derry
You'll never beat the Irish
You'll never beat the Irish!
You are a mucker ,a Derry mucker
Your only happy on Giro day
Your ma's out stealing
Your da's drug dealing
So please dont take my hubcaps away.
There's only one L in Derry, one L in Derrrrry.....
and London(derry) brigde is falling down, falling down
How does it feel to have a Queen......of course! Who do you think made it up!!
and back in the days of the awl Poll Tax
We don't pay no Poll Tax
We don't pay no Poll Tax
na na na na
na na na na
To Sligo
Where's Your Caravan..............WHERE'S YOUR CARAVAN!
3 nil to the sheepshaggers
Go home.....................to your caravan, go home..............to your caravan
Can we play you every week :D
Thought Bohs fans singing 'There's only one Johnny Logan', then launching into a chorus of 'What's another year' in the RSC after Chris Doran had won You're a Star was brilliant :D
yeah that was class, i waas right opposite them all arms up in the air swaying side to side, it was almost hypnotising. The blues comeback would have been good if anyone knew the words to chris dorans song :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iorfa
Damn, how didnt we think of that one! Thats great :D (Sorry Derry guys :o )Quote:
Originally Posted by cheech
When we're at home in the red we always score in the shed, were just too good to be true we'll kick the **** out of you!
When we're away in the blue we'll kick the **** out of you we've got the class and the skill it's just like watchin Brazil.
I cant read and I cant write it doesn't really matter coz I follow Cork City and I can drive a tractor.
I don't know but I've been told,
Rovers had a ground it was sold,
How many years they been wanderin' 'round
18 years without a ground
They thaught they were movin to D24
They got kicked out of Inchicore
Havin no ground is such a bitch
Tallaghts gonna be a bogball pitch