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10/04/2005, 3:16 PM
Maz

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Originally Posted by onenilgameover

65 bloody hell! Nor real happy bout that. better get busy...........

Here's the Death clock if ya wanna know the date its all gonna go down. Yee Ha!

http://www.deathclock.com/

jesus January 2085 which would make me 100 not 74..........which to believe! il go with none! :p
10/04/2005, 3:36 PM
Poor Student

That one has me dead in 50 years, about 10 years off the other.
10/04/2005, 3:40 PM
De Town

Quote:

Originally Posted by onenilgameover

http://www.deathclock.com/

JESUS :(

Im dying on Saturday, April 9, 2039 :eek:

only 34 more years left so. Dying at 49 :(
10/04/2005, 3:57 PM
Kerry Blue

Quote:

Originally Posted by onenilgameover

65 bloody hell! Nor real happy bout that. better get busy...........

Here's the Death clock if ya wanna know the date its all gonna go down. Yee Ha!

http://www.deathclock.com/

Did you know that you can enter the same information several times and get totally different death dates! :rolleyes:
10/04/2005, 3:58 PM
De Town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerry Blue

Did you know that you can enter the same information several times and get totally different death dates! :rolleyes:

Phew :D
10/04/2005, 4:02 PM
Green Tribe

i got the grand old age of 89, to hell with that, don't want to be sh1tting myself in some home when my children and grandchildren decide i am too much of a pain in the ass :eek: :D
10/04/2005, 7:16 PM
Fatboy

I got 61, thats terrible. I better start living more.
10/04/2005, 9:17 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by Fatboy

I got 61, thats terrible. I better start living more.

how's the weight loss going Fatboy?
11/04/2005, 2:30 AM
M@ttitude

The death clock is true, its very accurate because it knows everything about death, I saw a programme about it.. So thats it, now you all know :eek:
11/04/2005, 9:29 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by M@ttitude

The death clock is true, its very accurate because it knows everything about death, I saw a programme about it.. So thats it, now you all know :eek:

uh-huh! :rolleyes:
11/04/2005, 10:07 AM
blobbyblob

76 - 47 year to go

Thats only 11 more world cups finals and 25,218 more posts on foot.ie
11/04/2005, 11:30 AM
joey B

I got 78!
11/04/2005, 11:46 AM
Lim till i die

Got 51 :eek:

Then when i said i followed Limerick my life expectancy halfed :D
11/04/2005, 1:57 PM
Peadar

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11/04/2005, 3:28 PM
Nempton

69 and not a bad way to die either ;) :D
11/04/2005, 4:28 PM
Neish

66, 41 years to go.
11/04/2005, 5:11 PM
Pauro 76

73!!!
11/04/2005, 5:47 PM
Fatboy

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

how's the weight loss going Fatboy?

Not too bad cheers. lost 5lbs. been on the death clock that is freekishly scary!!
:cool:
11/04/2005, 5:53 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by Fatboy

Not too bad cheers. lost 5lbs. been on the death clock that is freekishly scary!!
:cool:

good man! keep it up! drinkfeckarse, don't read that the wrong way, dirty mind! :D :D
12/04/2005, 10:49 AM
carrickharp

72 :(
13/04/2005, 3:00 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by what biy!

have me another 48 years thank god but hope i am gone before i lose control of my bowel and start weeting myself. then again i will get sponge baths from hot young nurses :D

That is precisely why i would never want to be a nurse :eek: :eek: no offence what biy!!! :D
13/04/2005, 5:08 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Spent a lot of time in Portiuncula in 2000 and 2001 when loads of gorgeous nurses did unspeakable things to very private parts of my poor old corpus - all medically above board before any of your dirty little minds think otherwise - sex furthest thing from their or my mind at the time - trust me, you'll not worry a jot if/when you need those spunge baths etc - look forward to it in fact!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: must be the worst thing in the world(almost) having to bath a minging old perv! Some of the old men where i am from never EVER wash, maybe their face if you're lucky!!! I heard an old neighbour say once that he would never use the bath(just had his first ever bathroom fitted!) as he was afraid of being found dead in it!!! :eek:
13/04/2005, 5:49 PM
hamish

Oh be nice. Kerrs Tribe - I haven't reached the minging old perv stage.......yet. I did see,when in hospital, a lot of neglected old folks whose kids wouldn't bother their asses even visiting them, even when they were at death's door but were full of (public) remorse when the funeral came round and even more visible when the will was diveed up. It's not pleasant washing older people, I had to do it with both parents but, trust me, you'll come through with flying colours when/if, God forbid, you have to do it.
13/04/2005, 6:45 PM
Fatboy

I'm confused :confused: I tried the age thing again and entered the same info but this time said 52 instead of 61!
13/04/2005, 6:53 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Oh be nice. Kerrs Tribe - I haven't reached the minging old perv stage.......yet. I did see,when in hospital, a lot of neglected old folks whose kids wouldn't bother their asses even visiting them, even when they were at death's door but were full of (public) remorse when the funeral came round and even more visible when the will was diveed up. It's not pleasant washing older people, I had to do it with both parents but, trust me, you'll come through with flying colours when/if, God forbid, you have to do it.

no i didn't mean u were a perv! :D But they are out there! It is horrible how some brats do neglect their elderly parents etc, I helped my parents to wash plenty of old relatives when they were too ill to look after themselves, they came to stay with us, hard work but it is no more than they deserve. They are so sweet in their old age, even the narky old great aunts,bless! :p
13/04/2005, 6:54 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by Fatboy

I'm confused :confused: I tried the age thing again and entered the same info but this time said 52 instead of 61!

it does that to scare the bejaysus out of you!!! :D
13/04/2005, 11:17 PM
Green Tribe

:D :D :D ......
17/04/2005, 5:25 PM
Fatboy

Anyone see the Man U v Newcastle game today. United were class and definitetely deserved to get to the final. Ronaldo is class. And van Nistelrooy back on scoring form shame fat Rooney didn't score, but never mind.
:D

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