Fight, Fight, Fight :)
Anyway, football is a lads game, never mind the girls...... ;)
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Fight, Fight, Fight :)
Anyway, football is a lads game, never mind the girls...... ;)
Fight??? Never, anyway im a pacifist! Peace man....and women... ;)
Lads...... Are youse aware this is the longest thread ever in the history of this forum!!!
Let's get p!ssed...... :cool: :cool:
What? Go out drinking? On a Thursday night?
Never
Definitely.
:D
Any excuse for a ****-up, ya know!!!! Can the Cork boys beat this!!! :cool:
thats P I S S - U P!!! Damn censors....
Hmmmm....I think there is only one way to solve thisQuote:
Originally posted by Macy
Fight, Fight, Fight :)
Anyway, football is a lads game, never mind the girls...... ;)
THE WAY TO DRINK SMIRNOFF ICE...
Valentines, Saturday Night and I'll show you its done!! And if "Xlex" says its his trick don't listen to him....He can do it but I own the rights to it!
After Saturday night we'll soon be on the same wave length...Football is everyones game! After all we all play with balls! :rolleyes:
Your on!! Wont be there Sat night meself, not that im chickening out or anything!!! Why cant all things be sorted this way..... ;)
Pauro will be off playing with his b@lls.... :D
Hold on! Are ye all letting girls get in the way of the LTFC games??? I'd never let a man come between me and (a) football. PLEASE NOTE. You will need to read this a few times to get the joke.
Xlex (Do I have to call you that?)...you do know how LUCKY you are.. Or do I need to point it out AGAIN!!!!
This is Xlex, live from the doghouse!!! (arf arf!) :D
I'm going the match (hopefully) on Saturday so i won't be in Valentines or Longford. Nothing will beat the way I can drink Sambuka anyway.
As for being lucky with having a girlfriend going the match, I disagree....
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!)
So there, Xlex really has no life........ :p
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
[COLOR=orangered]I was with Bucky/Quick nip for athlone and the $heliban game........... [/COLOR]
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
[COLOR=orangered]Swaying toward the Quick nip..... once Pauro quits.....Ask young Keano[/COLOR]
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
[COLOR=orangered]$heliban game..... I started the Baker $h!te....[/COLOR]
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
[COLOR=orangered]wipe your mouth[/COLOR]
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!) [COLOR=orangered]Good point, only so much "Holty, Holty he's our man", you can take[/COLOR]
Anyway, suits me grand and i still maintain i have THE life
Some valid points from Macy the Relationship Maestro! :D , After all Stuey Holt gets enough attention from the ladies as it is!
I would....You me and HOLTY!Quote:
Originally posted by Xlex
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
[COLOR=orangered]I was with Bucky/Quick nip for athlone and the $heliban game........... [/COLOR]
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
[COLOR=orangered]Swaying toward the Quick nip..... once Pauro quits.....Ask young Keano[/COLOR]
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
[COLOR=orangered]$heliban game..... I started the Baker $h!te....[/COLOR]
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
[COLOR=orangered]wipe your mouth[/COLOR]
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!) [COLOR=orangered]Good point, only so much "Holty, Holty he's our man", you can take[/COLOR]
Anyway, I wouldn't have it any other way!!!
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
;)
And sorry Xlex, no plans to quit the Quick Nip yet......this Town aint big enough for the both of us etc. :p
Ahhh aint that sweet....... yeah right!Quote:
Originally posted by Sinéad
I would....You me and HOLTY!
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
;)
Well what can i say?? She speaks the truth, [dodgy greek accent]Quote:
Originally posted by Sinéad
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
;)
Im off for a bit, tell us when you lovebirds are finished!!!! :cool:
Pass the sick bag, please!!!!!!!
My point about lusting after players was that one of ye doing that was enough - witness Xlex with Stuey, Rennie and Lavine........
Wes and Eric Smith.......... as if, But hey what about vinny??
All my heroes :D
But you can take these things too far - Weso for fooks sake!
Now, where did I put the photo of me and stuey that was taken when the team arrived back in Longford after the cup final.....
Now im getting worried!!! No truth in the rumour that we're replacing the smilies in Xlex's posts with lovehearts and lipstick marks!!
This is the last page according to the thread thingy, (i think..) whos on for the last word in the longest ever thread started in Foot.ie?
I think that it means take you to the current last page. I worry about you sometimes Pauro, getting your jocks in a twist over things like this....
Maybe its all the Caffreys feeding my paranoia..... :eek:
or maybe everyone is getting at you?
Anyone heading to Hooped Scum v Bowez Scum in the junkieland derby tonight? (just to keep the thread going!)
better to have a junkieland derby other than junkieland, Richmond.... :D :D
Where did I put my programme with Kevin Hunt and Glen Crowes autographs................ :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Macy
Now, where did I put the photo of me and stuey that was taken when the team arrived back in Longford after the cup final.....
You Judas B@stard!!!!! Fraternising with the Bowez after the cup final was bad enough, but getting their autographs.......
Do you think that anyone who has their photo in the programme regularly is a pin-up to the young ladies?
Nope, but its makes a good dartboard for myself anyway!!!! :D
Judas got free drink all night!! Toccy gave me the FAI cup for a lush, quite nice too, I got the first drink so all the Bowez scum didn't get near it........
Have you lost the plot Pauro??
Lost the plot a long time ago pal!! :eek:
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Interests: Following de Town of course, and chasing lassies in Blazers...
Can you run that fast Pauro???
Off Blazers till Xmas, and cos its a ****hole!! And why is Tombraider.com Xlex's homepage i wonder then..... and using my profile for a cheap gag, hmmmmmm.......
I predict that will last until, hmmmm, 25th November when we play Bray at home. That's if you bother going to the match.....Quote:
Off Blazers till Xmas
.........dining with his 12 year old cáilin in Luigi's or somewhat.
The sh!te we talk to keep a thread alive.......
Are we Cork in disguise?????? :D :D
whats that suppose to mean..Mr I cant find a girlfriend anywhere.so I'll get one from the internet!!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Xlex
.......
Are we Cork in disguise?????? :D :D
the only way to drink smirnoff ice is on top of a double southern comfort in a pint glass. hardly sobering, fockin luvly one.
Right thats it, how about a new website called "Lets all take the **** out of Pauro.com!!!", **** now im giving you ideas!!!