Lads no offence but you all seem like are married to bitches.
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Lads no offence but you all seem like are married to bitches.
No she said I could go by myself. Wasn't sure if to take that as a threat or a present :D:pQuote:
Originally Posted by atfconline
Trust me when the ring goes on we all turn into bitches!Quote:
Originally Posted by NeilMcD
:D
Ricky Gervais, view on things then seems the best way to have it. Have a long term girlfriend but neve marry her. If she likes "good" 3somes too you are on to a winner.
funny that....they marry you because of who and what you are...then they try to change everything about you...does not make sense...then again,most women don't make sense to men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
what really gets me going is the interminable length of time they take to tell you a story...every little detail..if your mate was telling you the same story it would take about 1% of the time she takes.
Its the differences that make it interesting.
And Im just starting to find that out the hard way!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Who'd have thought that an innocent coaching course in Monaghan, booked and
informed of months ago, would turn in to an "ignoring her for the day" arguement!!!! :eek:
Although she did say that the ring was enough and there was no need for a Christmas present
this year! The miser in me says, yep, I'll go along with that ... but imagine the reaction when
theres nothing under the tree!!!!! :eek:
Dont do it boy unless you want her to be wearing earings made from your balls and telling everyone thats what you gave her for christmas! Doesnt have to be something massive, lots of little thoughtful things will get you a long spell in the good books!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Ah I know, I actually have a few presents got for her already but she happened
to mention the other day that she'd already got my present and when I said
I'd made a start on hers, she flipped and said she didnt want anything!!!
Women = Crazy
Men = Damned if we do & Damned if we dont!
Whats even worse she is posting under the handle Magicme too now, just to play with your mind.
Ha ha. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NeilMcD
Besides a cat or a dog, anybody got any ideas for a nice, easy to keep (by that I mean not expensive!!) pet?
Maybe shes gone off ya already:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash
ah young free and single to do what i want with who i want and from CORK... bet you wish you were me:p(Joke)
i've a goldfish u can have! have it nearly a year and havnt spent a penny on it. I'd go for a rabbit, I want to get a rabbit but I've nowhere to keep it properly :(Quote:
Originally Posted by lionelhutz
Gerbal or ginnypig that kind of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by lionelhutz
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Originally Posted by corkboy360
Some people have all the luck :p
A mistress...Quote:
Originally Posted by lionelhutz
He did say not expensive :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
A mattress?Quote:
Originally Posted by anto1208
Yeah get her a rabbit. Best thing I ever got. Just make sure you get some batteries too.Quote:
Originally Posted by EAFC_rdfl
Especially CORK people;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Good job she's not from Cork ... Or she surly would have walked away by now :D
haha I give up you take the point :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I'll get ya back when ya least expect it:D
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-...rks/index.html
Least amount of work possible i reckon :D
Got her two goldfish before, both died within two weeks!! Think it might have been because we fed them weetabix!!Quote:
Originally Posted by EAFC_rdfl
They're that good eh?? But why would she need that when she's got me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Did anyone ever go the play fame? I was looking at a weekend away in Glasgow in January and its showing in a theatre there. Anyone know if its any good? I brought her to Mamma Mia in London last year and she loved it
I think you answered your own question there...Quote:
Originally Posted by lionelhutz
Just kidding :)
http://ilearnduracell.com/images/Gym...ghtlifting.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
I have one on order :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkhVhUDqfXk
Hope she likes it, will bring great confidence to her
Get her this instead
Thanks gustavo. She'll love it ;)
so im waiting on something to get posted from the UK, says it will be sent 1st class in the next day or two, is there much chance of it arriving by monday or tuesday next week?? Thankfully its not for herself but it is meant to be someones christmas present
My uncle is Tarzan!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gustavo
I went into a shop and bought her underwear yesterday . . . . . . . myself.
Didn't think i had it in me but I know I don't have it in me to go back there and change it for two sizes smaller.
This X Factor finalists concert is an amazing idea.
Went online to ticket master there to ghet some tickets but it says there not currently on sale... Does that mean there sold out or just havent been available yet?
Anyone..?
if you are being serious thats bad man. You should know her size!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Risteard
Haha, you thought your own one was a fatty :D only messin! :)
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Originally Posted by Risteard
a mate of mine got his pressies mixed up when wrapping them and presented the racy lingerie to his ma instead of his bird...
Ya saw that too on ticketmaster website. AFAIK it means its sold out. It wouldn't have suited for my gfriend anyway cause its on a ThursdayQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudd
seriouslly?! Legend. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Den Perry
what did his ma say?! Looked at her husband and says oh thanks dear, shall we?!
Surely if she likes that X Factor bull**** she should be given the old spanish archer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudd