Favourite Dialogue From a Comedy?

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Originally Posted by rambler14

Also from Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Couldn't find a clip from Dumb and Dumber but I found a clip of an Austrian fella doing just what Lloyd says

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Love that too!!:p

CUSTOMER I'm looking for a record for my daughter. For her birthday.
"I Just Called To Say I Love You." Do you have it?

BARRY Oh yeah. We got it.

CUSTOMER Great. Can I have it then?

BARRY No, you can't.

CUSTOMER Why not?

BARRY Because it's sentimental tacky crap, that's why not.
Do we look like the kind of store that sells "I Just Called
To Say I Loved You?" Go to the mall and stop wasting our time.

CUSTOMER What's your problem? What did I... Why are you --

BARRY Do you even know your daughter? There is no way she likes that song.
Or... is she in a coma?

CUSTOMER Okay, okay, buddy. I didn't know it was Pick On the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day. My apologies. I'll be on my way.

BARRY B'Bye!

someone was watching High Fidelity on BBC 3 last night;)

Guilty as charged. I didn't intentionally leave out the name, just forgot.

When I googled for the script (my memory isn't that good) I got a lot of references to 'the Jack Black movie, High Fidelity'. I only remember him in bit parts prior to this, and this is most definitely Cusack's movie, with a good supporting cast.

great scene, but I prefer the bit where Ian comes to visit the store and Rob fantasises about beating him senseless with the other 2.
Oh, I've been there ;)