This has come up quite a lot in the last few weeks on foot.
We have been merrily machine-gunning and blowing one another up down here for at least the last ten to fifteen years.
Yet people still persist with the "Stab City" angle??
Knife Crime is soooooooo Italia 90 people
EDIT: On the dog licence thing it's basically another pointless rip off tax the government catches people with, ala the TV licence. Very, very few people actually bother paying it mind you.