Or if he's getting arrogant after beating Serbia:
Less of the ClapTrap
Or to get him to applaud the fans:
More of the ClapTrap
Or if he gets caught with a nasty infection:
Gio's ClapTrap
Or if he's getting arrogant after beating Serbia:
Less of the ClapTrap
Or to get him to applaud the fans:
More of the ClapTrap
Or if he gets caught with a nasty infection:
Gio's ClapTrap
That's the winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Could a mod merge this with THIS thread please ;)
:D
Gio spotted at an establishment called "Angels" - "Its Lappatonni!!!"
Gio does a spectacular U-Turn and heads to the far east "Its Jappatonni!!!!"
Gio performs an outrageous duet with 50 Cent "Its Rappatoni!!!!"
Gio becomes a contestent on a reality dance TV contest "Its Tappatonni!!"
After taking exception to Dunphy: Slapatoni. Here's hoping anyway. :D
FAI Trap-a-phony
Exclusive
by Staff Reporter
Today The Irish Stun can exclusively reveal that the FAI have fallen victim of an elaborate hoax. Giovanni Trappatoni is, in fact, settling into life in a quiet retirement village just outside Turin, after being issued with an ultimate to retire by his loving wife.
The man in charge of the Irish national team is a lookalike with no footballing background.
After a disastrous introduction to life as Ireland manager questions were being asked about the appointment of Trappatoni. He failed to win any of his first three games in charge and reports emerged from the camp of bizzare training sessions and team talks. The truth can now be revealed. Mrs Trappatoni has been quoted as saying 'we are happily retired Gio didn't want the job, but the FAI insisted. The money is paying for our lovely retirement home. We thought no one would notice, what with the Ireland team being rubbish anyway'.
Apparently some of our red tops, keeping character with some of the "achtung Surrender" headlines their parent publications have sunk to in the past, couldn't resist referencing Italys facist past and went for "Il Gaffer".
S'pose it could be a pope thing either.
If Gio is caught on the turps before a big game...
Grappa-Toni
If we dont perform well in the qualifiers ... Flopatoni
Gio stands in goal for a training 5-a-side and plays poorly ... Flapatoni
He leaves the Irish job to manage an Asian nation ... Japatoni
Managing Ireland makes him tired considering his age ... Napatoni
Get Gio web updates via your mobile phone ... Wapatoni
Coat got and taxi on the way :D
Strapadicktome
Sunday World Yesterday "The SquadFather"
Think I seen ClapTrap on one of the Tabloids this morning.