Do you have much land :D
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Do you have much land :D
This is a class chatup / Put Down /Retort which I heard ages ago
Guy walks up to a blonde siting alone in a bar
Guy:Is there anyone sitting here? (indicating the seat oposite her)
Blonde : No . but if you sit there I wont be siting here
Guy: I know . you'll be on your knees sucking my .........
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Originally Posted by Ash
has 2 b the best Ash:D:D
Us Midland men and our one track mind :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Trainee
Or a slight variation on that one for those budding property developers. Do you have much road frontage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Yep, theres nothing like a woman with good frontage :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Schlooooomp
Or, another classic line my brothers mate swore he used ....
Nice shoes ... wanna fcuk!!!
Although, I was far more classy in my approach.
I snared Mrs Ash on the way out of a niteclub with a cool and truthful line ...
"Will you mind my jacket while I go for a whizz"
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Originally Posted by Ash
Nice, must try that one some time, probably mess it up though and ask her to hold something inappropriate while I have a whizz :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash