Celery

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Originally Posted by Maz

Can live with or without it.

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No one asked you to marry it, just if you eat it or not!

With regard to sweet corn, if you chew your food, you give your body a better chance of breaking it down. It's the shell that passes through you. The same goes for sweet peppers. Anything which has a shiny skin, used to retain moisture in hot countries.
Chew your food, folks and stop examining your turds!

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Originally Posted by Peadar

No one asked you to marry it, just if you eat it or not!

With regard to sweet corn, if you chew your food, you give your body a better chance of breaking it down. It's the shell that passes through you. The same goes for sweet peppers. Anything which has a shiny skin, used to retain moisture in hot countries.
Chew your food, folks and stop examining your turds!

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Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.

Celery is lovely , like God intended , only in a big glass of properly made Bloody Mary. Still the best hangover cure I have come across.;)

Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces:eek:

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Originally Posted by gustavo

Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces:eek:

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It semenly sweetens the taste of volume you produce.

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Originally Posted by First

It semenly sweetens the taste of volume you produce.

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Was that intentional?

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Originally Posted by superfrank

Was that intentional?

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Correct:)

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Originally Posted by Maz

Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.

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Originally Posted by gustavo

Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces:eek:

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Maz, you never fail to shock me! :eek:






:D

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Originally Posted by Maz

Well now that you mention it I would marry it, give it a false sense of security...then eat it.

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Kinky.

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Originally Posted by gustavo

Apparently male porn stars eat a lot of celery as it increases the volume that one produces

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As I said before, it's kept me at the top of the modelling world for years.

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

As I said before, it's kept me at the top of the modelling world for years.

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Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick. :D

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Ah, the old celery down the shorts trick. :D

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Ribbed, for her pleasure! ;)

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Originally Posted by BohsPartisan

Ribbed, for her pleasure! ;)

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Leave Maz out of this... :eek:




:D

By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.

Oh god nearly fell off my seat laughing there!

In all seriousness, a must when it comes to preparing your celery is to remove the periodonticidal 'ribbing' with a peeler. It will change [that part of] your life [which has to do with cooked celery].

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Leave Maz out of this... :eek:




:D

By the way, at least we've managed to find use for celery.
We can fill a pointless thread with nonsense about it.

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How you doing BohsPartisan? :p

You never fail to shock me Peadar

I love celery

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Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird. :eek:

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Pauro, see that's exactly what I was thinking of when I read this thread.
Gone are the days of singing "celery" at the bridge:(

As for liking it or not,It's ok raw, but not something Im rushing out to buy ;)

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Originally Posted by DaveyCakes

I love celery

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now go back to the corner AND LEAVE THE LAMP ALONE!

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Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Hate celery. Was at a Chelsea game once with an ex, and she dragged to me this pub where bald tattoed hooligans singing about tickling a girl's bum with a lump of celery, while throwing shedloads of the stuff. Weird. :eek:

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those chelsea fans... what a bunch!!