Originally Posted by rerun
On second thoughts, why don't we just call it The English Premier League and suspend football in Ireland. People in Ireland will soon get used to not having live football and go to the pub to watch it. To supplement this strategy we could just select the national team from teams that play in England. The upside of this is that the FAI can make money out of internationals and use it to send officers along with the players on junkets, *ahem*, sorry, to assist the team abroad.
Sure we're nearly there already.
The only problem would be what to do with all the world class facilities that the Irish football authorities have invested in over the years.