No, no, no - I wasn't referring to my own experience - happened to a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Honestly.
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No, no, no - I wasn't referring to my own experience - happened to a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Honestly.
You do realise nobody is actually going to believe that, right?:p.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
No one does! :D
Honest lads, on my gay dog's life, I swear.:o
So how did the dog go then :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Bunty is in a foul temper this evening - we've acquired a new dog (Tara) who's growing to be huge (has a bit of German Sherperd inside it) but very docile. Bunty doesn't like Tara one little bit - invading her territory I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dazzy
Back on topic, problem with "getting close" to a landlady is that she can get possessive if you bring in a new girlfriend to the flat for a "visit" and there can sometimes be a paranoid husband too. It's not too bad if the hubby is a bit of a lad and plays away from home as I've found. Not me personally, I hastily add, a mate who shared the flat with me can testify to that.:)
Still alive, so you actually told the truth:eek: :eek:
Gotta feel sorry for my mate, he is on his own living with 3 girls, dont know how he copes, they're just lucky that they are never around when all my mates are there, we would get him kicked out for sure :D plus you cant listen to them
Ah now, the Derry accent isn't that bad Dazzy;) :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dazzy
Thats the problem they aint from Derry, just glad i dont live there :D
Oh yeah, one thing I didn't like when sharing flat with girls - don't know about now but I used to hate going going into the bathroom and see wet tights hanging over the radiator. They always left a nice perfume smell though all throughout the place. Another thing I recall is that women were desperate for f.arting and they don't give a flying fcuk if you're eating or not- maybe that accounts for the perfume.
Quality! :D Nearly happened me once, a girl i was house sharing with (complete snobby bitch, but anyway), she made a drunken pass at me while chatting away in the living room. I turned her down knowing the consequences, never the same since. Oh and another tip, when the landlady moves in her fancy man, move the hell out!Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
That's right Pauro - trouble from the bloke and the lady. Unless she wanted a DP - but that's another story.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PAURO 7
Kinda like Al Bunty then?:D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Or find handcuffs in the room she moved out of to let you sleep in:oQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
:eek: Go on Joe Semi - tell us more. G'wan:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JoeSemi
I guess so LOL:D - only Al Bundy was straight but I get youQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
heh heh
Ah, all I'll say is that Don Vito brought them to the freshers ball with himQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
and there were young wans trapped for the night with him........!! A skip of Druids ensured he was as determined as be damned:rolleyes:
Over to you Don:cool:
Now, you're teasing us - that's very mysterious.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JoeSemi
For a change this one is true.When Joe moved into digs he got the landlady's old room. One day he found a pair of handcuffs in the back of the wardrobe. And they were brought out on a night on the town.
Good, glad I'm not the only one who had a randy landlady - they do exist.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by $Leon$
Would a Bean an tí be considered a landlady?:D If it is, then 'Up Galway' has a whole new meaning.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish