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13/04/2006, 7:55 PM
the 12 th man

12 th man attempts Sir Hamish's questions

Do you have a basement upstairs? :No but our Bungalow has a mezzanine floor.

Are you a member of a self-help group?:Used to be a Werewolf.......

Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?:Thought the same about the Competition Authority meself.

Are you a closet clostrophobic?:No more of a shy exhibitionist.

If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?:Because Yer Missus knows you so well:D

Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No_Fraid not S H
If "Yes", please write down her name and address.:)

Question For S.H. :Why Are Guys(including me) so obsessed with Totty?

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13/04/2006, 8:08 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

12 th man attempts Sir Hamish's questions

Do you have a basement upstairs? :No but our Bungalow has a mezzanine floor.

Are you a member of a self-help group?:Used to be a Werewolf.......

Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?:Thought the same about the Competition Authority meself.

Are you a closet clostrophobic?:No more of a shy exhibitionist.

If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?:Because Yer Missus knows you so well

Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No_Fraid not S H
If "Yes", please write down her name and address.

Question For S.H. :Why Are Guys so obsessed with Totty?

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:D :D For me totty watch is really for a laugh and a slagging session - all young wans look the same to me TBH.:)
14/04/2006, 9:20 AM
Superhoops

Should Cork be sold off to the highest bidder?
14/04/2006, 9:28 AM
CollegeTillIDie

Quote:

Originally Posted by centre mid

If a train leaves Heuston Station at 6.10 pm travelling at 75mph what colour is the wind?

blew of course :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superhoops

Should Cork be sold off to the highest bidder?

Who wants it? :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

& If yer a soccer fan;Is the EL, the , er, finest in Europe?!;)

In the words of Lennon and McCartney... Yeah yeah yeah :D
14/04/2006, 11:18 AM
pete

How many times a week do you sport from a barstool?
14/04/2006, 12:15 PM
dahamsta

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

blew of course :D

Boom Boom!
14/04/2006, 11:38 PM
Thunderblaster

Are you a Liverpool or a M*******er United fan?
15/04/2006, 12:35 AM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunderblaster

Are you a Liverpool or a M*******er United fan?

or

(a)Are you a football fan? or if not,
(b)Do you support Man. Utd?:D

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