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10/02/2006, 12:42 PM
pineapple stu

Following on from the giant sperm...
10/02/2006, 12:46 PM
Bald Student

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Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Ummm...and where would he be storing this sperm when it's not in use?! Does he stow it safely in the overhead compartment of something!

And how does the sperm then shrink to form the babby fly?!

That said, google backs it up!

Length is the key thing here. My intestines are longer than I am. My DNA could wrap around the world a few times. It all fits inside me thanks to the miracle of folding.
10/02/2006, 12:55 PM
noby

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Originally Posted by pineapple stu

That said, google backs it up!

You mean you doubted me. I don't need google to back me up, I trust the teachings of Stephen Fry on QI.
10/02/2006, 12:56 PM
pineapple stu

You didn't mention you got it from QI! I'd have believed you without question then! :)

BS - touch�...
10/02/2006, 1:01 PM
anto1208

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)"

this ive never belived , its inbuilt so we survive after sex dopamien ( spelling ) is released which makes you feel good , this is what we crave .

any bloke ever had sex not had an orgasim and been happy about it just because he had sex for fun !!! bull plop !!.

do dolphins wear condoms ...no !! its to procreate

plus ever watch dogs riding see there tails wagging like crazy , tell me there not having fun
10/02/2006, 1:42 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by Bald Student

[Nerd Alert]That's not as amazing as it sounds. It's the same reason as ants are able to carry multiples of their body weight. A muscle's strength is proportional to it's length where as weight is proporional to volume, which is proportional to length cubed. So, as things get smaller they get proportionally stronger. To take the other extreme, elephants can't jump and can only lift a small fraction of their weight. That's why we don't need to be afraid of giants. [/Nerd Alert]

And Bald Student takes over the anorak.....speaking of which, did you know that if you wear your coat inside out on a warm day, it helps keep you cool!;)
10/02/2006, 1:45 PM
Schumi

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

More usless information on Black Light :They are used in Toilets in Classy Establishment's so that Junkies can't see their veins and therfore cant bang up !

Also used in Trinity's toilets. :D
10/02/2006, 1:51 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

More usless information on Black Light :They are used in Toilets in Classy Establishment's so that Junkies can't see their veins and therfore cant bang up !

It's also used in the toilets of Busaras in Dublin for the same reason.

I tried but I couldn't find me vein, raging:mad: :D.
10/02/2006, 1:59 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

It's also used in the toilets of Busaras in Dublin for the same reason.

I tried but I couldn't find me vein, raging:mad: .

Angel did say it was kind of small....:D :p
10/02/2006, 2:01 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Angel did say it was kind of small....:D :p

Feck off!:D
10/02/2006, 2:14 PM
noby

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

And Bald Student takes over the anorak.....speaking of which, did you know that if you wear your coat inside out on a warm day, it helps keep you cool!;)

Couldn't you just take off the coat?
Oh, and don't leave the fridge door open to try and cool down, as it will actually heat the room.
10/02/2006, 4:49 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Angel did say it was kind of small....

Could you confirm if it was this Angel, strangeirish?? I'm not certain:D ;)

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

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Originally Posted by anto1208

this ive never belived , its inbuilt so we survive after sex dopamien ( spelling ) is released which makes you feel good , this is what we crave .

any bloke ever had sex not had an orgasim and been happy about it just because he had sex for fun !!! bull plop !!.

do dolphins wear condoms ...no !! its to procreate

plus ever watch dogs riding see there tails wagging like crazy , tell me there not having fun

That was a strangeirish quote, anto1208 - I haven't a clue TBH.

I do have a gay dog called Bunty and we've just rescued and are treating a young female pup which has excited Bunty ( who's 11 years old BTW) - does that make Bunty a paedophile dog???:eek:

I have a pussy cat too who's heterosexual.;)
10/02/2006, 5:00 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Could you confirm if it was this Angel, strangeirish?? I'm not certain:D ;)

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

That be the one!
10/02/2006, 5:48 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

That be the one!

Are you absolutely sure strangeirish??

Hear, have another look.:D

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

Wonder where sligoman's got too??? LOL:D :D
10/02/2006, 5:56 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Are you absolutely sure strangeirish??

Hear, have another look.:D

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

Wonder where sligoman's got too??? LOL:D

Maybe they are trying to get his credit card to go through.........:D

Or he is still looking for his vein......LOL

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It's also used in the toilets of Busaras in Dublin for the same reason.

I tried but I couldn't find me vein, raging

Quote:

Angel did say it was kind of small....
10/02/2006, 5:59 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Maybe they are trying to get his credit card to go through........

Or he is still looking for his vein......LOL

But, but, but - did you see the hint he gave on another thread about him and magicme???:eek: ;) :D
10/02/2006, 6:07 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Wonder where sligoman's got too??? LOL:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

Maybe they are trying to get his credit card to go through.........

Or he is still looking for his vein......LOL

sligoman was getting things sorted for his new job. Nothing to do with Angel:p.

And I can confirm that myself and magicme have never had any sort of relationship:D.
10/02/2006, 6:14 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

sligoman was getting things sorted for his new job. Nothing to do with Angel:

And I can confirm that myself and magicme have never had any sort of relationship:

Then what was that comment about. y'know, closing the door*** etc -on the other thread??

Good luck with the job sligoman BTW - running that escort agency will be hard work.:p :D Like that nice new Dutch girl ye've signed.

***sneaks quietly away, closing the door behind him*
10/02/2006, 6:32 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Good luck with the job sligoman BTW - running that escort agency will be hard work.:p :D Like that nice new Dutch girl ye've signed.

I guess she is going to be the head girl then?
10/02/2006, 10:03 PM
Dazzy

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Originally Posted by sligoman

sligoman was getting things sorted for his new job. Nothing to do with Angel.

And I can confirm that myself and magicme have never had any sort of relationship.

One night stand then, nothing wrong with that:eek:

Angel would be jealous, can i have her:D For free:p

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