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Now, Sir Hamish, this is another area of relevence to me, my dog I had before the 16 year old, Harry was his name, it turns out he was gay, suppose being a c.ocker spaniel he was doomed from the start, the aul' pair got a few bitchs over but instead of getting laid, he was more interested in licking his balls, and look to mount some doggie fellas, so yeah, its entirely possible to have a gay dog!!! (Honestly thats a serious post!)
If it comes to the point of looking at my wife and infant son and saying "are we all agreed we should stop" and making a Time of Death declaration -then I'm going to do something along the lines of slap him off the counter and see if it helps coz at that stage -well it can't hurt.
Thanks again.
Although remember it is only a goldfish and can be replaced fairly easily, if it avoids upset for the young fella!
Drum red, a goldfish is for life not just for christmas yeah! just because you have a gay dog!Quote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
Actually Aido, for your information, that dog died, he's long gone, a good 16/17 years, hence the other dog I spoke about earlier who lived till he was 16, straight as an arrow, I was so proud! Now its Roxy's turn, thats a bitch, but she's had a little opperation so she won't have the option to have pups, but I like to think she's fairly straight, the other bloke dogs seem to like the look of her, maybe she's a bit of a ***** tease!!! :D
No fear. The young fellah's too small to get it. In fact -soon enough the young fellah'll be able to climb the tank and scoop the fish out so at least in that respect Olaf gets to check out at a time of his own choosing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
Thanks lads. I mean, I wasn't being homophobic or anything but I just thought that animals might not be as sophisticated as humans and, therefore, not have homosexual leanings.
Bunty is much more ...........er.....deferential to the (humanoid) ladies in the two houses. She's ok with me too though, especially since I get her loads of different types of doogie biscuits/chewy things in Supervalue and LIDL.
It's her embarrassing behaviour with other bitches that's a little disconcerting.
Isn't there some mega- successful film about penguins out at the moment which touched on the same thing???:confused:
Sligoman, honest, I was being serious.:)
Lionel's names for the goldfish were brilliant though.
I used to have a collie called Pele and another mutt called Bob (after Seger).
Lionel,the symptons you have said sounds like Calarism Lanteritous.It squite common amoung Goldfish of that age.There are many remedies sed to cure it but I find this to be the best:
1.Preheat the deep fat fryer to 180 *C.
2.Place the fish bowl,or in your case tank beside the fryer.
3.This will put the fear of God into the fish(or Ala depending on the religous beliefs of the fish) and he should attempt to swim away from the fryer.If he doesn't,its time to break the bad news to the young fella.
This is going to walk away with Foot.ie thread of the year at this rate.
I don't know why dogs hump legs or sofas but i suspect the "gay" dog is just doing something similar.
:D
Ha ha hah
I know nothing about goldfish i'm afraid, nor dogs, especially gay/lesbian dogs :eek:
Sorry now I brought it up in the first place.:o :( :confused:
It's ok hamish, I'm sure someone else has a lesbian dog, maybe they could introduce their bitch to yours, at least someone would be getting some rumpy pumpy as you call it in your house....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Hehe heh
Y'mean you never heard of the term "rumpy pumpy"????:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Green Tribe
I've retired from all that kinda thing anyway.:p :D
[QUOTE=sirhamish]Sorry now I brought it up in the first place.QUOTE]
....no joke: showing people round our house to sell once-my dad is showing them the front room and i'm round the back-look out the french windows and this big ol' ginger Tom s mounting our cat in the middle of the lawn.....can here my dad saying "I'll show you the garden"......."erm dad you might want to go upstairs first" :D
Our dog used to eat her poo in front of people....more anti-social than beign a lesbian i;m sure you'd agree ;)
I have heard it before, but not that often. It's just a 'hamish' term for me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
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Originally Posted by liam88
I'm glad I have never had/will have a pet.....
THank Christ I have only got cats as pets...:eek: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Green Tribe
I used to have a pet frog, but......:D
They're as bad, always licking their arses....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
How else are they wash themselves? Get the hose out?:eek: ;) :p