"i walked in on my mum on top of the principal so the principal said i dont have to do my homework anymore if i dont tell anyone......and i do pass maths miss"
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"i walked in on my mum on top of the principal so the principal said i dont have to do my homework anymore if i dont tell anyone......and i do pass maths miss"
The electricity went off and we had no candles,so I was in the dark
i remember a lad in maths class...he couldnt do his homework because someone broke into his house and stole his maths book!!:D it was actually true
then there was an rather scary lad who had his house burned down...therefore he couldnt comment on yeats poetry:D
My goldfish ran away Sir,so i was looking for him all night.
For anyone who doesnt believe this it is actually true.I was in the same class as wild rover when this happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by wild rover
i was going to do it sir but eh...i couldnt be arsed
one lad said that in primary school...he threatens me at work regulary:D
i didnt do my homework in irish class because the teacher doesnt care
thats summerhill college,sligo for all you parents:D
i love that "we had homework??" routine..worked like a charm on certain hungover angry maths teachers on monday mornings:D
so true wild rover.
I was deep sea diving over the weekend Sir so couldnt do any homework
I had women problems.....The male teachers never ask any more questions
I used a few . In primary school I said 'my brother was sick on the sheets.' In the grammar I said 'I did not hear you say we had such and such an exercise too, I thought it was only the first one'
I didnt think we had school today
Secondary school ... one of the lads skipped a few classes and one of the teachers for those classes bumped into him in the corridor and asked him why he wasn't in class and he just blurted out "cos my dad was in a car crash !!" :eek:
She was really sympathetic towards him and kept on asking him throughout the year how his father was doing, and how was his recovery. He was sh!tting it for 6 months that she'd find out !! We kept winding him up over it ... "Miss, Miss ... Tims dad won the marathon" just as she was walking in or out of the room !! :D
Bredin what a legend, i always thought that the only way that woman became a teacher was by collecting ten tayto wrappers, its possible, it was summerhill. One thing that did confuse me was that they called bredin onion, because she looked like one and they called reynolds moses because he looked like moses. I felt that reynolds was more deserving of onion, you know the smell of him brings a tear to your eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by wild rover
Best excuse for me was the frantically lookin through your bag act until the teacher forgets about you, works like a charm.
i always use the old "miss, i forgot my copy so i did it on a sheet and......well.....i lost the sheet"
my friend didnt bother doing his spanish homework so he told the teacher that she said that they could do it if they wanted....she didnt know any better so she let him away with it....
Forgot about that one...always use it in french class!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by De Town
I haven't ever done that...........;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Da Real Rover
the camel had pups so was taking care of them all weekend.
This can be used for any animal really
I remember I did my French homework once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conor H
The teacher wouldn't collect it off me because she said it was probably copied. :o
Student: I didn't do my homework sir because the extra-curricular activities has serious ramifications on my social events that are very conspicuous to my personal life.
Teacher: Explain that to me in English?:D :D
'was stayin in my nans house so didnt have time to do it' used work for me!