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If one of the interview panel is unconscious during your interview you're probably not going to get the job :DQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
I think the average male HR officer wouldn't mind, assuming she's pretty of course. In this case, the criminal record could turn out to be an advantage :p
Sex with a horse, for fcuks sake! :eek: Don't like the way those sheep out in the back field are looking at me. Must get someone to strengthen the fence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
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Originally Posted by sirhamish
That reminds me of a great story :D I was reading a book a few years back called Fuhrer-Ex by a guy called Ingo Hasselbach, a former Neo-Nazi leader from east Berlin. Under the communist government in east germany he'd been jailed several times, and they were putting him in with some really strange people to try and freak him out. One guy they put him in with was a young farmer, who was a bit touched, kind of on the dozy side, and he'd been jailed for having sex with a cow. But........and this is the funny bit! :D Communist goverments/courts being what they were, he wasn't jailed for bestiality, but for "damage to the state economy" :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Ah Jeez, KT is laughing at me again, I can't run away you know, that's why I'm worried!
On a serious level, given the explosion in STD's everywhere, I don't think ANY bloke would be laughing if he contracted something!
Still, to be honest, 99% of rapes are initiated by men and, hopefully, the jocular nature of this thread will not obscure that. I'm stating the obvious but I think anyone who attempts any kind of forced sex would be on my pondlife list. I have two lady friends who were raped and they are still scarred - both rapes took place in the 1980s. You know, it's only when a friend/family member goes through this horrific situation that the enormity/outrage/disgust - chose your term - of rape really hits home. What the victim must feel like, even a friend finds it impossible to comfort them sometimes. especially if one is a male friend - if you follow me.
As for the animal sex crowd, they should see a fcuking therapist - they deserve to be laughed at. Sick cnuts.
well said sirhamish
class story Eanna :D
Stalin/communist leaders sent millions to state camps/torture places for non-crimes. This is one of the few times I'd be an ardent communist. Unbelieveable story, Eanna, who needs fiction anymore??Quote:
Originally Posted by Éanna
On mature reflection, the oral job can't have been much good. If the guy really was asleep, surely he was on the limp side. Or is this a case of Norwegian Woody? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Know what, Fair play boy, thought did occur to me! Seems a pointless exercise all round, no pun intended. :confused:
Well as regards receiving Oral Sex from someone with a mouth ulcer isn't that how Herpes is supposed to have been spread originally?
no colesores is what it is..so you have been warned college til i die.
gerrit i didnt quote your post. but you said any kind of penetration anywhere on the body consitutes rape, now please dont take this the wrong way, but does that not technically mean that if i were to put my finer up your nose/in your ear without your consnet i could be done for rape?? :confused: :confused:
please! I've just eaten dinner, you're making me want to vomit :eek:
Just someting to throw into the mix.... Does it really have to be the case that it was her mouth that made it oral sex. Is it possible that he woke up picking hair out of his teeth. Sorry to be crude about it.
Herpes? I thought it was her real hair :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
and she thought he was going toupé himQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
pronounce it as it sounds lads well done very funny :D
ya ma"just blew ma"goo ( and that is why he claimed rape) that is what it could have been, it didnt actually say did it whether it was her doing anything or not, but if he were asleep surely "nothing" would have been happening with his tongue etc??? sorry not meaning to get "technical" but you know what i mean
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Originally Posted by Magoo
we are so funny