John:Oh you smelly ******* Baz
Baz:Ah come on, it's not that bad,(he smells himself) oh rite it is :D
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John:Oh you smelly ******* Baz
Baz:Ah come on, it's not that bad,(he smells himself) oh rite it is :D
Baz :look at garto
John : whats he at now
Baz : ah he's at it again with the silverware and this time its a threesome :D
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Originally Posted by max power
Best one so far!!
Baz: Do you like my hair?
John: Id prefer if it was spiked at the back.
Baz: Im thinking of growing my barnet and spiking it like that.
John: Id recommend you use V05 Putty.
Baz: Might get some off Dillo form foot.ie
:D :D :D
does my bum look big in this???
$Leon$ in the lead for me.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by $Leon$
Max's one about the threesome does it for me.
It's definitely up there alright..some very good ones so far, keep them coming those more witty than I..
John:What kinda stretch is that?
Baz:I saw shane robinson doing it before the match in Flancare
John:And why do you need me?
Baz Dont know,but i saw grant standing behind robinson and i want to make sure i do it right.Now come closer
Baz Quick john light a match
Max's one is definitely the best so far. $Leon$'s isn't bad either though.
Ah but Max can't win his own competition though.. :) Much as he could do with some clothes shopping with Roddy.. ;)
na sick of penneys :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Longfordian
john : baz
baz : yeah what
John : the string of ur tampon is hanging out :rolleyes:
John: Did ya hear Rico last night?
Baz: Rico can kiss this big blue arse
Baz: Are you up for a curry after the game? ;)
Baz: Give it some my son, tonite go it.
John: (Aside Soliloquoy) I shall never watch postman pat alone or with a straight face again :o
Johnny; "Any chance of a piggyback Baz?"
Baz; "Fck off JohnBoy we've been carryin you all year sham"
John: All the girls laugh at me Barry, they say my shorts look like a skirt on me
Baz: See john, you need a nice perky ass like mine to fill em
john : can u hear me baz
Baz : eh Yeah, look at the size of my ears