Michael O'Leary, Jim Davidson, the GAA (yes, en masse), Louis Walsh, Rupert Murdoch, Dave McKeon, Mary Harney, Tony Blair, Kevin Myers, Bill O'Herlihy, Eamon Dunphy, Matt Cooper, Anthony Buttimer, George Bushes, Roy Keane, John Delaney, all nationalists everywhere ever, Alex Ferguson, Mary Lou MacDonald, Michael McDowell, Evening Herald journalists, Tom Humphries, Shane Ross, the Sunday Tribune & Independent, Sky, US "news" organisations, Jasper Carrott, Charlie McCreevey, Vincent Browne, basically anyone who works in the Irish media with a few exceptions, Pete Waterman, G14 chairmen, Joao Havelange, Eurico Miranda, Mark Kermode, 99% of art critics, the Stuckist movement, Robert Kilroy-Silk etc etc etc etc
God, I'm depressed now. And that's only a drop in the ocean (perhaps the ocean would a more appropriate place to dump them than an island, although Harney and a few others might float to safety.) The only island big enough to accept all the people who deserve to be banished there is probably Greenland.